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Joey {Staff Barber}

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Staff Barber

ABOUT: We hired Joey mostly because he was around, what with marrying our barber Amanda and all, and being stepfather to 12-year-old daughter Mia (who is a mastiff). He also has one of the finest heads of hair in the shop, AND he let us hang him from a tree and beat him with a bat that one time, which proves he has what it takes to deal with the Wildling onslaught that arrives at our doors each day.

He was a Shopkeep for some years, and, like the Beardsmith, after a time he decided to follow his wife into the barber game. After working his way through barber school, internship, and apprenticeship, he has arrived at the promised land of being one half of a pair of mom and pop staff barbers. Weird how that keeps happening around here.

Joey found himself in a delightfully unique position when he started his latest job here, however. He already knew your names, where we keep all the stuff around here, all the ins and outs of our products, and how you like to look after you get cut. He has had years of soaking up the in-shop education and the particular looks we bust out in our chairs everyday, which was a huge head start. With all that going for him, and generally being one of those likable types, he’s becoming popular rather quickly, so it may behoove you to become a regular early!

FAVORITE THINGS: In a very particular random order; being selfish, flannels, attention, shoes, hockey, hoodies, band tees, blankets, dirty f$%@ing dangles boys, big city slams (don’t tell Mrs. Kram), beanies and/or caps, fantasy football, my personal spotify playlists, jackets.

FANDOMS: Vans (shoes and vehicles), Supernatural, Letterkenny, Super Smash Bros, Fallout franchise, Birddogs, Marvel, oil-based pomade, Spotify, Marvel, Netflix, Hulu, Ethica, breakfast food, Chelsea boots, Xbox, Miller Brewing Company, hockey again.



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SPECIALTIES: Joey may be a newer barber, but he has been soaking up the barberly knowledge for years now, being Barber Amanda’s husband and hanging out here working all the time. His haircuts and shaves are excellent, but beards have proven to be his particular happy place. If you want to see more of what he’s up to/know when he has chair spots to fill at Beardsgaard, follow him on Instagram.

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We built this place for you, to bring you everything you ever dreamed you could find in your friendly neighborhood barbershop, and a stupid amount more. Beardsmith and Blademaiden, the mom and pop founders, invite you to explore the realm.

Our Little Slice of Valhalla

In historic downtown Batavia on Route 31 between 1st and Main

117 S Batavia Ave, Batavia, IL 60510

PHONE: ( 630 ) 454 - 4820

EMAIL: shop@beardsgaardbarbers.com

Parking

Loads of free parking here, both on the street in front of the shop, with an even more substantial parking lot in back.

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New pins from @thesearethings offer an aesthetic t New pins from @thesearethings offer an aesthetic that says “Kinda spooky, kinda sarcastic.” which is definitely a vibe Shopkeep Lucky Eye imbues. She’s already picked up a pin and is sporting it on her favorite jacket, can you guess which one she went with?
With several recent, very public examples of the c With several recent, very public examples of the continuation of police brutality in America, it's hard not to feel helpless. And frustrated. And tired. But just like actively being anti-racist isn't an option, neither is taking a break. There are countless grassroots organizations that are doing the difficult work of changing legislation, hearts and minds every day. Even when the big stories have faded, and the cameras have left. They don't stop when they're tired, because it's not an option. So what can you do?

First: donate to those tireless organizations that benefit people of color and marginalized individuals.
Second: outwardly show your solidarity.  Did our solidarity with Black Lives Matter lead to us losing clients, and aggression towards us as a business? Yes. Do we care about that? No. Because for every loud person that yelled at us for our BLM fist and pride flag in the window, there were people that saw it as a head nod that said, "We see you. We're with you."

People passed our shop and felt safe, and that feeling of home and safety is why Beardsgaard is the shop that it is. We will continue to show solidarity because at the end of the day, everyone deserves to have basic human rights. People deserve to be able to sleep in their own bed, walk down the street with a sandwich, talk on the phone to their mom, unlock their own front door, hold a bag of skittles, sit on a couch and eat ice cream… 

So while our Wear It For Good section has grown in the past year, all of our designs are still up and all the profits being donated to different charities and organizations. 

Donate and show your solidarity with our Wear It For Good section of our #webshoppe {Link in Bio}.
Fermilab Muon Mews!. We KNEW the groundbreaking mu Fermilab Muon Mews!. We KNEW the groundbreaking muon news out of Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory sounded familiar! Back at @fermilab’s 50th, former Beardsgaard barber Joey (now of @foxandstonebarbers ) wastes the time of a scientists doing crazy important work, and makes him make up names for the bison.
While things were getting better for a little bit While things were getting better for a little bit it seems that covid cases are on the rise again. All of our covid protocols are updated on our website so please read those before you book. We don’t like having to turn people away but it is necessary to ensure the safety of our staff and other clients.
When it comes to the potential of new guidelines being implemented we will post on social media as soon as we know what they are and they have been confirmed for our region. Fingers crossed that this spike is temporary and we’ll be back to getting those numbers down for summer!
Time for a little post holiday cleaning. If you ha Time for a little post holiday cleaning. If you had your eye on any of these items, have no fear our sale section is here!
While we still are not doing Face Shaves, if you’re a person who doesn’t have hair on their head we can still give you a nice relaxing straight razor Head Shave.
This kiddo can put “Professional Easter Egg Find This kiddo can put “Professional Easter Egg Finder” on his resume.
Barbershop classic, the straight razor fade. Execu Barbershop classic, the straight razor fade. Executed by the gentle giant, Sean.
Just a reminder our booking schedule runs on a rol Just a reminder our booking schedule runs on a rolling four weeks! Every week we open up that 4th week out. If you’re a human that likes to book every 5-6 weeks make sure to call the shop or hop online the Tuesday or two after your appointment to snag your next cut.
Good luck and may the booking odds be ever in your favor.
Barbers, like deer, must not be startled when work Barbers, like deer, must not be startled when working. We may have spooked Kate with the shutter of the camera, next time we will be quieter...
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Our Little Slice of Valhalla

In historic downtown Batavia on Route 31 between 1st and Main

117 S Batavia Ave, Batavia, IL 60510

PHONE: ( 630 ) 454 - 4820

EMAIL: shop@beardsgaardbarbers.com

Parking

Loads of free parking here, both on the street in front of the shop, with an even more substantial parking lot in back.

Shop Hours

• Sun - Mon / Closed

• Tue - Wed 10 / 6

• Thu - Fri 12 / 8

• Sat 9 / 3

Closed for Shop Lunch Tue + Wed 2-3 pm / Thu + Fri 3-4 pm

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4/10/21 • All full for the day! (Closed Sundays & Mondays. Call or book online )
For the safety of our staff and clients, we must refuse service to anyone with cold or flu-like symptoms.
Actually there’s a whole list of questions we’re gonna ask you at the door, brace yourself.
Shop closes for lunch Tues/Wed 2-3 PM and Thurs/Fri 3-4 PM
Shop our entire shop online, for shipping worldwide or curbside pickup! {CLICKY HERE}
Beard trims are back! Book Here!
Wear It For Good shirts designed by shop artist Lucky Eye Ink • Donate and get a shirt here!
While you’re here, peruse our sibling shop right next door or in the Webs of Inter, River Peak Apothecary!