Professor Lumber Viking. Shepherd of bearddom. Broad spectrum geek. Friendly neighborhood bald guy.

























Owner / Senior Staff Barber
ABOUT: Born in South Dakota and raised in Mt. Prospect, Tyler is one-half of the married pair of founders, but has long been a jack of all physical trades – baker, bartender, and now barber. As long as he gets to work with his hands and talk to people all day, he is a happy camper. In the tiny bit of free time he has, he is introducing Shop Kid to all of the Marvel properties in proper order, playing guitar, and dragging home furniture from all over town like lost puppies.
FAVORITE THINGS: Movies, sci-fi, horror, romantic shit (WHAT), Vikings, classic rock, tea, tools, baked goods, comic books, cuddly animals, lunch, thunderstorms, organization, spicy food, bacon, trees, historical trivia, grilling, geek show marathons, delicious beers.
FANDOMS: Star Wars, Battlestar, Firefly, Alien, Predator, Dune, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Zelda, Tolkien, and pretty much the whole of the sci-fi-verse.
Beardsmith’s Portfolio
SPECIALTIES: Tyler is a methodical yet jovial beard, working steadily about your head while keeping the good barbershop conversation flowing. Before you know it, you’re looking fantastic and getting on with your day. While he can handle absolutely any head that hits his chair, he takes particular glee in flat tops, all of the face stuff, and hairstyles that make you look like you were ripped out of a different era.

Beary Handsome

Embarrassment of Riches

Contour Unleashed

Just Do It Up

Free as a Bird

Squared But Not Square

Mountain Fella

All’s Well That Ends Well

Arthouse Disney

Don’t Fail

Looney Lengths

Batavian Werewolf

Buddy King

Fuckin’ Rob

Floki Flat Top

Billy Business

Teddy Bear

Amateur Supervillainry

Beardsmith Mini-Me

Jet Pomp

Smoky Mountain Moustache

Pomp In The USA

Animal Style-The New Class

Pee-Wee Wave Riding

Teddy Beard

Scumpamule

Dayumus Seabeard

Chicago Fade

Princeton Charming

Skuzzy Distortion

Ghost in the Pomp

Tormund Ladiezbane

Triumph Pomp

A Course in Aerodynamics

Little James Dean

General Burnside

Punk Holly Flat Top

Roasted Roots

Professor LumbrBasterd

Silver Surfer

Dastardly Dapper

Viking Flat Top

Rock Solid

Handled Handlebar

Selleck Jr

Mr. Butterfinger

Shitkicker Shelby

Sweatervest Fisticuffs

Punk Holly

Sigmund Tweed

American Werefox

Trigun Elvis

Scumbag Badass

Darmody Lip Sweater

Executive Professor
