What to gift the bearded wildman in your life this holiday season when that wildman will presumably be staying inside an awful lot again in the next few months?
How about a curated gift pack, starting with a barber-formulated, Batavia-made all natural beard oil, and filled with other well-crafted treasures to make the long night ahead a little brighter?
Here at Beardsgaard, it is holiday tradition for us to build “character profiles,” if you will, with gift guide collections to help you find magical gifts to delight the bearded characters in your life.
Maybe it’s the abundance of Netflix this year, but if you have ever casually wondered how your crew would fare in your favorite dystopian genre flick, then this quiz is the PERFECT way to find the bearded section of that crew the perfect gift this holiday season.
Note: While we cut all sorts of folks around these parts, this year’s boxes are built around beards (gift packs for all, and a whole different quiz, can be found at our sibling shop, River Peak Apothecary). That does not mean, however, you should not take this quiz for the non-bearded children of any gender in your life, we have a character and gift pack just for them too.
What’s Their Character Quiz
1) What Apocalypse scenario would they do well in?
2) Where would they set up their headquarters?
3) What sort of group would they move in?
4) The apocalypse will likely be occasional fighting for your life, with long stretches of boredom, how do they pass the time?
5) What are they doing about food?
6) What’s their biggest annoyance in the apocalypse (besides the obvious, i.e. zombies)?
Now tally up your choices, and follow the link to perfect gift pack for your person.
Mostly A: The Wanderer
Mostly B: The Barbarian
Mostly C: The Collector
Mostly D: The Mad Scientist
Mostly E: The Resistance
If you need help breaking a tie, give an extra point to answers you feel extra strongly about!
Apocalyptic Beardsgaard Gift Guide: The Wanderer
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