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Sometimes it’s as simple as simply reining in a fella’s werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a beard kept within its appointed bounds
And if you need custom apparel as awesome as ours, Anthony here of The Hairy Ant, is the guy to see.
Business, casual, wrangling a herd of cubs, you look fly af no matter what you’re up to / Short, polished, side parted, this classic grows into a longer classic exceptionally well
Just because it’s technically the most standard, regular cut we do doesn’t mean it isn’t absolute perfection / Perfectly shaped, perfectly blended, precisely parted – like he needs any help
A bit of the youthful UK sporty thing / The textured crops that are all the rage with young fellas across the pond at the moment
He may not look Pablo Schreiber, but there’s a whole lot of DGAF Mad Sweeney vibe going on here / Parted, but without working too hard to tame the wave so it’s still nice and easy
Nice and easy, a continual cleaning up on one of our oldest (ehrm, longest running) clients / A very burly beard kept shapely and clean, and the same up top
Sharp, tight, clean, but with the curls still allowed to show their true colors / Scumbag Boogies are always better with some waves on top
Sharp and savvy enough to know March 31st exists, still looks like a Ludgate sibling / A sarcastically sharp Executive Contour
With a surmoniker like Jett, you need a haircut that is shaped and shapley, with some well-tended texture for a bit of contrast / Like all the classic styles, clean on the sides, letting it do its own thing on top
A perfect blend on very light skin with very dark hair from master fader Alex / When your natural part is high/on the move, we listen to your head more than your mouth in determining where to place that parting. We got you.