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Calling for Scumbags With Hair

August 22, 2016 By //  by The Beardsgaards

As a Scumbassador-led barbershop, Beardsgaard is serious about education.

Leen and Bertus of Schorem Haarsnijder En Barbier and Reuzel Pomade are going to be making the rounds in the states in September putting on the Quest for Clipper Carnage educational tour, and you had better believe we’re going to be there.

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They will be spending two days spreading the lard’s gospel in Chicago, September 13th and 14th, and we’re going to be there both days. The 13th is an evening demo, but for the 14th, we’re going to need some heads, because your barbers are going to be cutting and learning from the masters at the same time.

If you want a free haircut, overseen by some of the best damn barbers in the world, we need you – or four of you, as the case may be. But there are some serious criteria to fulfill.

  • Must be available from 9:00 am until 1:00 pm in Joliet, Illinois on the morning of Wednesday, September 14th.
  • Must not have a flaky bone in their body. If you commit, you have to be there, come hell or high water.
  • Must have a full head of hair, at least 1 inch on the sides, 3-5 inches on top (the longer the better), no undercuts.

Okay, so it’s not a lot of criteria, but they are specific. You’ll learn a hell of a lot about hair and how to style yours, meet some legends, hear some stories that make The Hangover look tame, and end up looking like a million bucks, fo free.

If you want in, email us at natalie @ beardsgaardbarbers.com with confirmation that you can be at the place at the appointed time. Must include both a front and side photo of what you have going on on your head right now.

The first four that meet the requirements are in, so don’t wait! Because this is the chance of a lifetime.

Filed Under: Beyond the Barbershop, Blog, From the Chair, Shop News Tagged With: Barbers, Behind the Scenes, Education, Haircut, Present, Scumbassadors

About The Beardsgaards

The Beardsgaards are a pair of mom-and-pop barber nerds with a shared obsession with perfection. We built this old school barbershop to feel like home to everyone who enters beneath the Elvish script above our door. If we and the Gaardian army can give you a better handle on your grooming routine, all the better.

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