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They Came From the Parking Lot: The First {Video}

November 3, 2014 By //  by The Beardsgaards Leave a Comment

Everybody loves pumpkins. That is, until they…TURN. With music by Arcane Framework, and featuring the artists of Fallen Star Tattoo. Beardsgaard Barbers is proud to present, a D-movie horror movie disasterpiece: “They Came From The Parking Lot.”

We feel we should explain how all this came about.

It all started with some pumpkins given to us by Batavia Main Street, carved epically by our neighbors at Fallen Star Tattoo. After Halloween weekend in the front windows, we returned to find pumpkins that looked like Walking Dead extras.

Someone (Colin) made a joke about how we should “smash some pumpkins.” We had a brief lull in the day on a gloomy November Tuesday, and it spiraled from there.

Napalm was made. Weapons were gathered.

And the next day, over lunch, we locked the doors, put up a sign, and took to the parking lot to do…whatever all of this is.

And now, let us present, the horror.


They Came from the Parking Lot

We dunno man. Maybe we’ll make a sequel. Because we have so many weapons around {Update: we did. Multiple times. It’s kind of a thing now. We even made T-shirts.}


The Whole Series

Part II: Part Deux • Part III: Evil is Brewing • Part IV: Seeds of Evil

Follow all the informative idiocy on YouTube

Music courtesy of Arcane Framework

Featuring the dweebs at Fallen Star Tattoo (and a random dude who happened to be there)

Editing by Blademaiden

Filed Under: Beyond the Barbershop, Blog, Channel Beardsgaard, Series Tagged With: Astonishingly Terrible Short Films, Evergreen Terrace, Holidays, Local, Pillar, They Came from the Parking Lot, Video

About The Beardsgaards

The Beardsgaards are a pair of mom-and-pop barber nerds with a shared obsession with perfection. We built this old school barbershop to feel like home to everyone who enters beneath the Elvish script above our door. If we and the Gaardian army can give you a better handle on your grooming routine, all the better.

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