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Late Autumn Wishlist • November

November 7, 2014 By //  by The Beardsgaards Leave a Comment

Each month Beardsgaard rounds up a collection of lifestyle covetables from around the interwebs that we know you weirdoes will love. Enjoy!

November Wishlist

With the weather turning miserably brisk, we Beardsgaardians have finally resigned ourselves to the nice weather being over for the year.

This month’s Wishlist is full of autumnal-appropriate goodies, from opening our favorite seasonal brews to cold weather scents, nerdery, our favorite baked good amplifier and a sticker that articulates our feelings about ever so many things.

  1. Iron Whale Bottle Opener / $10 ~ We have a great many beers in Bertha, our 1940s-era refrigerator. We have Natalie’s trusty B&O opener in the shop, but this guy seems to belong in Beardsgaard. Perhaps with a bowl of petunias to keep him company.
  2. Le Prince Noir T-Shirt / $14 ~ Dawwwww…..
  3. Day of the Doctor Sonic Screwdriver / $35 ~ It is downright criminal we do not already have one of these both at home and in the shop.
  4. 1899 Ernest Hemmingway / $125 ~ We received a sample of this in our Birchbox a while back, and now that it’s nearly out, we are going to have to top off soon. One spray lasts literally all day and beyond and Natalie wears it just as much as Tyler. Top notes of Italian bergamot, juniper, black pepper; Heart notes of orange blossom, Florentine Iris, cinnamon; Base notes of vanilla, vetiver, yellow amber. Delectable. 
  5. Idjits Sticker / $3 ~ Bobby is our everything and we want to plaster him on everything.
  6. Lovely, Dark and Deep Print / $18 ~ Remember Elaine’s job on Seinfeld where they wrote over-the-top flowery prose for all of their clothing? Yeah, turns out that is a real company that has been around since 1987 and has some really great clothes. I have a bit of a suspenders addiction, but I do not yet have leather ones!
  7. Moss Wars Terrarium / $34 ~ We have a great many beers in Bertha, our 1940s-era refrigerator. We have Natalie’s trusty B&O opener in the shop, but this guy seems to belong in Beardsgaard. Perhaps with a bowl of petunias to keep him company.
  8. Madagascar “Bourbon Islands” Pure Double Strength Vanilla Extract / $13 ~ The Spice House is a local purveyor of fine delicious spicey things, but we have been getting all of our spices there since before we were locals. The damn best, and we’re out of this stuff again. It’s autumn. We have baking to do.

Have a favorite little something wonderful we should know about? Tell us about it in the comments.

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This does not apply to the entire state of Illinois, only certain regions. As of now, we are still in Tier 3. We will announce when we have moved to Tier 2 on all of our social media channels as well as our email list, so sit tight until then!

Because knowledge is power, you also can go to http://dph.illinois.gov/regionmetrics?regionID=8 at any time and look at Region 8, which contains Kane County. As of this posting, we are not meeting the metric on hospital bed availability. 

We promise, we want to get everything under your mask looking and feeling great, but we cannot do that until it's safe. Thank you for understanding, and please keep an eye out here, on Instagram or sign up for our email list at the bottom of www.beardsgaardbarbers.com to get updates.
And you? Do you like the barber shop? We like you. And you? Do you like the barber shop? We like you.
We may specialize in short, traditionally masculin We may specialize in short, traditionally masculine haircuts, but Beardsgaard has always been a place for everyone; girls, guys, gays, theys - all identities and orientations find acceptance and a barbershop home here. If, however, you are looking for the luscious salon locks that are far less in our barberly skill set, we are the lucky next door neighbors of the incredible @coasthairsalon
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While we would love to see more than half of your While we would love to see more than half of your faces, until Illinois is out of Tier 3 we are just not allowed to do any face services. That means all beard trims and face shaves are not a thing for the foreseeable future. We know that’s a bummer for most of you but think of how epic and wizardry your beards will be once we can do trims!
For beard updates we will be posting across social media and sending an email out to those of you that are on the email list as soon as we know anything. Hang tight Gaardians, your face gardens will be pruned again some day.
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Eventually, he came to be a Shopkeep at Beardsgaard before, like Tyler, following his wife into the blade game and going to barber school, turning out to be really good at it. He progressed from intern to apprentice to a knighting to staff barber of Beardsgaard to beard model for our sibling shop’s most popular product, Deepwell. 

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We wish him endless luck and happiness in his next steps, but we won’t miss him too much. As the dad of our dearly departed Mia, and the wiggly love sausage Mabel, he has agreed that Mabel should still work at Beardsgaard once we can have shop dogs again because she is so good at her job and misses all of you. So we’ll see him then! Huzzah!

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In historic downtown Batavia on Route 31 between 1st and Main

117 S Batavia Ave, Batavia, IL 60510

PHONE: ( 630 ) 454 - 4820

EMAIL: shop@beardsgaardbarbers.com

Appointment & Walk-Ins Both!

Parking

On the general 2020 theme, there is currently no parking out front due to construction, and no front shop entrance either! Enter the back parking lot by First Street and come on in the back door with the beard on it (like a restaurant, wait at the sign inside for the Shopkeep to greet you)

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