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Tyler the Beardsmith • Portfolio

Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE and find out more about The Beardsmith HERE.

All of It / Beards / Hair / Epic Beards / Journeyman Beards / Other Facial Hair / Classic Hair / Character Hair / Kid’s Hair


Beary Handsome

Beary Handsome

The Style: Generally bear-like all over / Just look what we can do for your head when you become a regular and nail down ... ~ Read Moar!
Embarrassment of Riches

Embarrassment of Riches

The Style: Jean-Ralphio turned down by about half, as was this beautiful mop / It's rare a barber has to stifle cackles of glee before ... ~ Read Moar!
Contour Unleashed

Contour Unleashed

The Style: Cool, but, like, the effortless type / A rather specific natural parting is allowed to dictate all the other parts of this day-off ... ~ Read Moar!
Just Do It Up

Just Do It Up

The Style: This is the kind of look you go for when you go hard at everything you do, but you're rather laid back ... ~ Read Moar!
Free as a Bird

Free as a Bird

The Style: Clean cut and free wheelin' / Natural hair textures make our world go round, so we do our best to let them be ... ~ Read Moar!
Squared But Not Square

Squared But Not Square

The Style: Short, long, square, smooth, a head that has a bit of everything / A haircut is a constructed of hair, but it's all ... ~ Read Moar!
Mountain Fella

Mountain Fella

The Style: That good old Oregonian homesteader vibe / A short and clean contour on top with a lumberjack on the bottom Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
All's Well That Ends Well

All’s Well That Ends Well

The Style: A broody Beckham sorta vibe / When we first met this handsome fella, some barber had shaved, no hyperbole, a two-inch wide parting ... ~ Read Moar!
Arthouse Disney

Arthouse Disney

The Style: With mesmerizing Disney eyes like this, it takes a hell of a haircut to divert your attention / A classic pomp with a part ... ~ Read Moar!
Don't Fail

Don’t Fail

The Style: A little superhero, a little supervillain / Gil has a thick, beautiful head of hair that will freak the hell out if you ... ~ Read Moar!
Looney Lengths

Looney Lengths

The Style: How low does it go? / A proper pompadour to anchor one of the biggest beards we have ever had the honor of ... ~ Read Moar!
Batavian Werewolf

Batavian Werewolf

The Style: Devilishly hirsute / A cut that plays to the strengths of the cowlicks you can't do anything about - except this majesty, ... ~ Read Moar!
Buddy King

Buddy King

The Style: When you look like the kind of guy who would play Stephen King in a movie / A parted pompadour as cool as ... ~ Read Moar!
Fuckin' Rob

Fuckin’ Rob

The Style: A look far too respectable for that guy that's always lovingly trolling us on Facebook / A parted pomp and stylized beard with ... ~ Read Moar!
Floki Flat Top

Floki Flat Top

The Style: Look like a badass Viking punk that might be a little bit crazy / A badass haircut with minimal styling maintenance (that requires ... ~ Read Moar!
Billy Business

Billy Business

The Style: Finance jock prep with a bit of outdoorsman / Clean and neat on the sides, slicked on the top with the beard kept ... ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear

The Style: Fuzzy wuzzy looks fly as hell / A cleaned up variation on the classic Teddy Boy style with a neat but burly beard ... ~ Read Moar!
Amateur Supervillainry

Amateur Supervillainry

The Style: Working Joe by day, French Bond villain by night / Extra long-topped flat top with a well-maintained beard and epic stache Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Beardsmith Mini-Me

Beardsmith Mini-Me

The Style: When you're some overachieving little smartass who only gets a haircut every 5 months and doesn't pay for it because your brother ... ~ Read Moar!
Jet Pomp

Jet Pomp

The Style: Smooth, sleek and looking as sharp as the blade that will end you / A parted pompadour that uses this hair's natural ... ~ Read Moar!
Smoky Mountain Moustache

Smoky Mountain Moustache

The Style: An Edwardian expat transplanted to hipster Appalachia, perhaps? / Everything to highlight a moustache of rare proportions Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Pomp In The USA

Pomp In The USA

The Style: Hair that looks like it's blowing in the breeze, even becalmed days / A pomp that not only works with waves and cowlicks, such ... ~ Read Moar!
Animal Style-The New Class

Animal Style-The New Class

The Style: A look so on-point you would look right at home as an Animal House villain / A well-pomaded Executive Contour Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Pee-Wee Wave Riding

Pee-Wee Wave Riding

The Style: Hair that stays put when you're roaring by on a skateboard near the breakers / Tall and proud parted mini-pompadour Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Beard

Teddy Beard

The Style: A little bit Teddy Boy greaser, a little bit full-on werewolf / A badass, old school Ted haircut with a bit of a ... ~ Read Moar!
Scumpamule

Scumpamule

The Style: You may be driving the kids to Little League, but you're gonna look badass doing it / The bastard lovechild of a ... ~ Read Moar!
Dayumus Seabeard

Dayumus Seabeard

The Style: An honorable pirate lord who's a bit short on fingers / A beard that's solid but clean with a perfect dusting of silver Suggested ... ~ Read Moar!
Chicago Fade

Chicago Fade

The Style: Just like Chicago itself, an old classic with a modern edge / A hard blended lean pompadour with a part Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Princeton Charming

Princeton Charming

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Skuzzy Distortion

Skuzzy Distortion

The Style: With a nickname like Skuzzy you gotta look clean in the hair with a bit of mischief on the face / A tall and ... ~ Read Moar!
Ghost in the Pomp

Ghost in the Pomp

The Style: A ghostly pale pomp with a fiery red beard is a quite the striking combo / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with a ... ~ Read Moar!
Tormund Ladiezbane

Tormund Ladiezbane

The Style: What would happen if Tormund Giantsbane got transplanted to 2016 / A tall and proud, roughly-styled pompadour with a giant ginger beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Triumph Pomp

Triumph Pomp

The Style: A pomp for a man that appreciates fine details with a rough edge / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with short and neat beard, ... ~ Read Moar!
A Course in Aerodynamics

A Course in Aerodynamics

The Style: Straight out of Silicon(e) Valley smooth / Sharp, smart and still beardy Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Little James Dean

Little James Dean

The Style: For the kind of little dude who wants it easy, and recognizes that easy sometimes means a little longer / A floofy, cowlicky head ... ~ Read Moar!
General Burnside

General Burnside

The Style: That neighbor fella you run into at a war reenactment / An excellent form of chops Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Flat Top

Punk Holly Flat Top

The Style: Nerd who grew up really, really good. But, like, from the 50s. / A flat top on hair that absolutely not lay flat, ... ~ Read Moar!
Roasted Roots

Roasted Roots

The Style: A very perky pompadour / Work with coffee for a living, might as well keep you hair up too with a tall and ... ~ Read Moar!
Professor LumbrBasterd

Professor LumbrBasterd

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action / Square, masculine and well-proportioned all around Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Silver Surfer

Silver Surfer

The Style: Silver waves of wow / An aggressively strong natural parting dictated all the details on the hair, with a beard of matching proportions ... ~ Read Moar!
Dastardly Dapper

Dastardly Dapper

The Style: A straight up old timey villain / A floppy, delightfully foppish haircut with a Machiavellian facial dalliance Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Viking Flat Top

Viking Flat Top

The Style: As if a giant fella needed an even more commanding presence / A neatly tapered flat top and lengthy beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Rock Solid

Rock Solid

The Style: Ginger badass all over / A pomp and beard that are neat and clean but still rock solid Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Handled Handlebar

Handled Handlebar

The Style: A very dapper walrus / A well-loved handlebar mustache Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Selleck Jr

Selleck Jr

The Style: For the kind of little dude that's flawless no matter what his hair wants to do / The perfect "short on the sides, a ... ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Butterfinger

Mr. Butterfinger

The Style: Professional character / A slim Executive contour and a short, well-detailed beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Shitkicker Shelby

Shitkicker Shelby

The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a long-topped slickback pomp that uses a prominent natural part to send you back in time ... ~ Read Moar!
Sweatervest Fisticuffs

Sweatervest Fisticuffs

The Style: "Don't fuck with me" nerd / Slick and destroy dapper Executive Contour with an excellent handlebar Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly

Punk Holly

The Style: A little rockabilly, a little 80s punk / A solid contoured haircut with aggressively short sides, a purposely rough blend, and hella ... ~ Read Moar!
Sigmund Tweed

Sigmund Tweed

The Style: Neat and professional with an air of wisdom / A simple tapered business cut and a full yet neat beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
American Werefox

American Werefox

The Style: A very furry fella, reined in in all the right places / Very lean cheeks and sides of the head pair nicely with ... ~ Read Moar!
Trigun Elvis

Trigun Elvis

The Style: Taking cues from the King's iconic loosey goosey pomp / A long-trim pompadour with some very special combing action Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag Badass

Scumbag Badass

The Style: Clean, carved and badass / A Schorem-signature Scumbag Boogie Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Darmody Lip Sweater

Darmody Lip Sweater

The Style: A bit of Boardwalk Empire Jimmy Darmody action on top, Tom Selleck on the face / A long-topped undercut, and a well-groomed ... ~ Read Moar!
Executive Professor

Executive Professor

The Style: A lived-in cut, and neat beard, kept short on the parts that get annoying the fastest / A low contour, tapered out at the ... ~ Read Moar!
Straight Edge Prep

Straight Edge Prep

The Style: If Anderson Cooper went straight edge and ginger / Cut super lean and blended all over, this looks like a side part at ... ~ Read Moar!

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