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Beards

Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.


While beards and facial hair aren’t all we do by any means, we do them particularly well. See the collection of the hirsute right here.


Beards By Category

Apprentice Beards

Apprentice Beards

Journeyman Beards

Journeyman Beards

Epic Beards

Epic Beards

Full Beards

Full Beards

Moustaches

Moustaches


All Beards

Do the Creep

Do the Creep

The Style: Now the only creepy thing about him is his shirt. And that look he keeps giving us... / A big donation of some ... ~ Read Moar!
BeardFyre

BeardFyre

The Style: Basically a Game of Thrones character / Many techniques to get to generally even on a beard of all of the textures Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Beary Handsome

Beary Handsome

The Style: Generally bear-like all over / Just look what we can do for your head when you become a regular and nail down ... ~ Read Moar!
Dwarfhartt

Dwarfhartt

The Style: That guy in the waiting room who is so furry and you really hope he's your next and then he is / ... ~ Read Moar!
Contour Unleashed

Contour Unleashed

The Style: Cool, but, like, the effortless type / A rather specific natural parting is allowed to dictate all the other parts of this day-off ... ~ Read Moar!
Beardy Pomp

Beardy Pomp

The Style: Beardsmith's longest running client, and one he has apparently not been able to photograph in a non-blurry fashion all these years until ... ~ Read Moar!
Just Do It Up

Just Do It Up

The Style: This is the kind of look you go for when you go hard at everything you do, but you're rather laid back ... ~ Read Moar!
Less Hairy Ant

Less Hairy Ant

The Style: Sometimes it's as simple as simply reining in a fella's werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a ... ~ Read Moar!
Side Part Perfection

Side Part Perfection

The Style: Just because it's technically the most standard, regular cut we do doesn't mean it isn't absolute perfection / Perfectly shaped, perfectly blended, precisely parted ... ~ Read Moar!
Go With the Flow

Go With the Flow

The Style: Too much of a good thing is really heavy on ones head. Best to lighten up / A classic shape and easy styling ... ~ Read Moar!
The Standard

The Standard

The Style: Flawless at and in any age / While we do plenty of elaborate hair and beards, the good old Executive Contour and neat ... ~ Read Moar!
Cookin'

Cookin’

The Style: Straight up badass barber, because he literally is one / Properly aggressive Scumbag Boogie with some perky tips Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Squared But Not Square

Squared But Not Square

The Style: Short, long, square, smooth, a head that has a bit of everything / A haircut is a constructed of hair, but it's all ... ~ Read Moar!
Mountain Fella

Mountain Fella

The Style: That good old Oregonian homesteader vibe / A short and clean contour on top with a lumberjack on the bottom Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Colonel Burnside

Colonel Burnside

The Style: A young, clean cut Civil War commander / A real proper Executive Contour paired with some clean cut chops Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
All's Well That Ends Well

All’s Well That Ends Well

The Style: A broody Beckham sorta vibe / When we first met this handsome fella, some barber had shaved, no hyperbole, a two-inch wide parting ... ~ Read Moar!
Arthouse Disney

Arthouse Disney

The Style: With mesmerizing Disney eyes like this, it takes a hell of a haircut to divert your attention / A classic pomp with a part ... ~ Read Moar!
Don't Fail

Don’t Fail

The Style: A little superhero, a little supervillain / Gil has a thick, beautiful head of hair that will freak the hell out if you ... ~ Read Moar!
Genuine Nidavellir

Genuine Nidavellir

The Style: A traveling dwarven merchant who rolls with a lot of horsepower / When you have a beard that grows out as opposed to ... ~ Read Moar!
Lost in Time

Lost in Time

The Style: The best thing about a look like this is that you look at home in literally any era / Well kempt, parted, but ... ~ Read Moar!
Old Gaard

Old Gaard

The Style: Nice and easy, a continual cleaning up on one of our oldest (ehrm, longest running) clients / A very burly beard kept shapely ... ~ Read Moar!
Lather & Fade

Lather & Fade

The Style: The perfect combo of badass and not trying too hard / Hairlines and textures be damned, you can still have a nice ... ~ Read Moar!
High Contrast

High Contrast

The Style: A perfect blend on very light skin with very dark hair from master fader Alex / When your natural part is high/on ... ~ Read Moar!
Spiritbrook Scumbag

Spiritbrook Scumbag

The Style: Cut one week before our woodsy Spiritbrook shoot, this is the real life to the photo shoot fantasy / More beard than hair, ... ~ Read Moar!
Never Say Die

Never Say Die

The Style: Appropriate for the office, LARPing, AND treasure hunting / A neat College Contour with a beard that belongs in a fantasy epic Suggested ... ~ Read Moar!
What Just Happened

What Just Happened

The Style: A whirlwind of sharp things leaves one tousled and feeling like you're missing something / An Executive Contour is a haircut so versatile ... ~ Read Moar!
Shave the Town

Shave the Town

The Style: Hair is a migratory species, you see... / Shave and a haircut, turned upside down Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Face Forest

Face Forest

The Style: One part tight, one part huge, might as well emphasize your best features / Scumbag Boogie on top with a lush thicket below ... ~ Read Moar!
Dual Wield

Dual Wield

The Style: With an endless supply of quick-growing hair, taming the beast takes all the weapons / An Executive Contour lets the waves on ... ~ Read Moar!
Hoss Bog

Hoss Bog

The Style: Flawlessly low-maintenance / A perfectly-blended slickback and some badass face stuff Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
The Riding Beardsman

The Riding Beardsman

The Style: If your beard decides to go somewhere, may as well go along for the ride / Some beards part in the middle and ... ~ Read Moar!
Looney Lengths

Looney Lengths

The Style: How low does it go? / A proper pompadour to anchor one of the biggest beards we have ever had the honor of ... ~ Read Moar!
Indiana Pomp

Indiana Pomp

The Style: Devil-may-care adventurer / A pompadour is one of the most versatile haircuts around, especially if you tend toward waves and/or cowlicks Suggested ... ~ Read Moar!
Yosemite Stan

Yosemite Stan

The Style: The dictionary definition of "you do you" / We're not quite sure what to call this facial hair style, but we flippin' ... ~ Read Moar!
A Little Off the Sides

A Little Off the Sides

The Style: What a difference a few minutes on the sides makes / When an even-all-over haircut grows out, it doesn't take much to ... ~ Read Moar!
Ginger Lincoln

Ginger Lincoln

The Style: Modern barbering the old-timey way / An Executive Contour on a ton of soft and slippery hair, and beard with a heaping ... ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Hearthstone

Mr. Hearthstone

The Style: This outdoorsman usually doesn't do it up so hard, but for on-stage education purposes, might as well go all out / A very ... ~ Read Moar!
Brother Scott

Brother Scott

The Style: Just a bit of wish fulfillment from a barber who looks weirdly similar to you, but bald / A longer Executive Contour and ... ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Contour

Prohibition Contour

The Style: The kind of fella who looks out of place outside the 20s / A neat Executive Contour where the waves are allowed ... ~ Read Moar!
Shag to Swag

Shag to Swag

The Style: A big change on some seriously silky, stick-straight hair / A sharp and structured Executive Contour with simple styling that isn't trying too ... ~ Read Moar!
Giant Makeover

Giant Makeover

The Style: A clean look for a very tall fella / Massive makeover for when you just need to lighten it up drastically, but still ... ~ Read Moar!
Cartoon Contour

Cartoon Contour

The Style: Straight out of Silicon Valley / Perfectly groomed professional on top, refuses to fully adult on the bottom - it's the Beardsgaard way ... ~ Read Moar!
Batavian Werewolf

Batavian Werewolf

The Style: Devilishly hirsute / A cut that plays to the strengths of the cowlicks you can't do anything about - except this majesty, ... ~ Read Moar!
Mr Hearthstone

Mr Hearthstone

The Style: Ruggedly outdoorsy working type, but you wouldn't know it from the hair / A clean but not too short Executive Contour with a ... ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid Part II

Executive Hagrid Part II

The Style: Hagrid all business proper / Just a nice, clean Executive Contour and an absolutely massive beard from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Ser Sasse

Ser Sasse

The Style: So handsome and Gala(va)nt you might just break out in cheeky song / Clean and close on the hair, a bit of ruggedness on ... ~ Read Moar!
Fuckin' Rob

Fuckin’ Rob

The Style: A look far too respectable for that guy that's always lovingly trolling us on Facebook / A parted pomp and stylized beard with ... ~ Read Moar!
Ollie's Contour

Ollie’s Contour

The Style: College town fella with a grownup lifestyle /A before and after simple pomp from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
The Moistmaker

The Moistmaker

The Style: Like Star Lord himself, full on dweeb on the inside, all cleaned up on the outside / Very stiff and tricky hair playing to ... ~ Read Moar!
Floki Flat Top

Floki Flat Top

The Style: Look like a badass Viking punk that might be a little bit crazy / A badass haircut with minimal styling maintenance (that requires ... ~ Read Moar!
Billy Business

Billy Business

The Style: Finance jock prep with a bit of outdoorsman / Clean and neat on the sides, slicked on the top with the beard kept ... ~ Read Moar!
Parted Perfection

Parted Perfection

The Style: Business werewolf / Buttery smooth and effortless for a head with so many tricky bits Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear

The Style: Fuzzy wuzzy looks fly as hell / A cleaned up variation on the classic Teddy Boy style with a neat but burly beard ... ~ Read Moar!
Amateur Supervillainry

Amateur Supervillainry

The Style: Working Joe by day, French Bond villain by night / Extra long-topped flat top with a well-maintained beard and epic stache Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Contoured Cleanup

Contoured Cleanup

The Style: Curves so curvy they look like a sculpture / A cleanup that takes a proper art teacher look and goes full school board ... ~ Read Moar!
Beardsmith Mini-Me

Beardsmith Mini-Me

The Style: When you're some overachieving little smartass who only gets a haircut every 5 months and doesn't pay for it because your brother ... ~ Read Moar!
The Pomp of Knifey Spooney

The Pomp of Knifey Spooney

The Style: Reformed tattooed, bearded muppet / Former business neighbor/owner of Fallen Star Tattoos, now a world famous traveling artist with great hair and ... ~ Read Moar!
Smoky Mountain Moustache

Smoky Mountain Moustache

The Style: An Edwardian expat transplanted to hipster Appalachia, perhaps? / Everything to highlight a moustache of rare proportions Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Pomp In The USA

Pomp In The USA

The Style: Hair that looks like it's blowing in the breeze, even becalmed days / A pomp that not only works with waves and cowlicks, such ... ~ Read Moar!
Business Beard

Business Beard

The Style: Beefy mountain man goes to the office / A short contour that works with considerable front cowlicks, and a beard that's full ... ~ Read Moar!
Blue Steel in Living Color

Blue Steel in Living Color

The Style: A look that can stop throwing stars in mid-air / A pomp and beard on the growth path Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Beard

Teddy Beard

The Style: A little bit Teddy Boy greaser, a little bit full-on werewolf / A badass, old school Ted haircut with a bit of a ... ~ Read Moar!
Scumpamule

Scumpamule

The Style: You may be driving the kids to Little League, but you're gonna look badass doing it / The bastard lovechild of a ... ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Part II

Punk Holly Part II

The Style: A Jimmy Neutron/Buddy Holly/Johnny Bravo mashup with a dash of ramen noodles / The coolest quiff on the planet Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Jesus Waves

Jesus Waves

The Style: Waves so high they get you a little closer to your proverbial maker / Even when cutting off hardly anything, a little shaping ... ~ Read Moar!
Clean Waves

Clean Waves

The Style: When you want to look properly businessey, but still rock the trends a little bit / Short and easy but still classic for the ... ~ Read Moar!
Little Scumbro

Little Scumbro

The Style: When you know you're not going to be seeing your barber for many months /A cut short and aggressive enough to make it ... ~ Read Moar!
Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded

Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded

The Style: A cut so clean it almost looks fake but that's just your head / A neat, tight, square fade with a little ... ~ Read Moar!
Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma'am

Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma’am

The Style: That guy who sometimes likes to wear a toolbelt and little else / A neat, clean and easy classic look with details tailored ... ~ Read Moar!
Bossman Hogg

Bossman Hogg

The Style: A cross between a Harley fanatic and a Wildling / A beard that's as large as possible (everywhere except the mustache), but ... ~ Read Moar!
Dayumus Seabeard

Dayumus Seabeard

The Style: An honorable pirate lord who's a bit short on fingers / A beard that's solid but clean with a perfect dusting of silver Suggested ... ~ Read Moar!
That's Mister Executive Contour to You

That’s Mister Executive Contour to You

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Princeton Charming

Princeton Charming

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Skuzzy Distortion

Skuzzy Distortion

The Style: With a nickname like Skuzzy you gotta look clean in the hair with a bit of mischief on the face / A tall and ... ~ Read Moar!
Ghost in the Pomp

Ghost in the Pomp

The Style: A ghostly pale pomp with a fiery red beard is a quite the striking combo / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with a ... ~ Read Moar!
Tormund Ladiezbane

Tormund Ladiezbane

The Style: What would happen if Tormund Giantsbane got transplanted to 2016 / A tall and proud, roughly-styled pompadour with a giant ginger beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Triumph Pomp

Triumph Pomp

The Style: A pomp for a man that appreciates fine details with a rough edge / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with short and neat beard, ... ~ Read Moar!
LumbrSanta

LumbrSanta

The Style: Santa, structured with an outdoorsy air / Silver hair shows its colors with some length on top for a tight pompadour, and a Santa-worthy ... ~ Read Moar!
Han Chewie

Han Chewie

The Style: The hair of a post-mullet Han Solo, with the face fuzz of Chewie / That elusive "no product" hair look that moves like wheat ... ~ Read Moar!
A Course in Aerodynamics

A Course in Aerodynamics

The Style: Straight out of Silicon(e) Valley smooth / Sharp, smart and still beardy Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid

Executive Hagrid

The Style: Business on the top, literal giant on the bottom / A well-groomed, parted, tapered business cut is an excellent way to keep a ... ~ Read Moar!
Wavegaard

Wavegaard

The Style: The simplest of haircuts, perfectly tailored for each head / Short but not too short on the sides, the look of a part without ... ~ Read Moar!
General Burnside

General Burnside

The Style: That neighbor fella you run into at a war reenactment / An excellent form of chops Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Flat Top

Punk Holly Flat Top

The Style: Nerd who grew up really, really good. But, like, from the 50s. / A flat top on hair that absolutely not lay flat, ... ~ Read Moar!
Beard Mountain

Beard Mountain

The Style: Full-on Dwarven warrior / A beard that's as large as possible but still regal and well-maintained Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Roasted Roots

Roasted Roots

The Style: A very perky pompadour / Work with coffee for a living, might as well keep you hair up too with a tall and ... ~ Read Moar!
Hairy Carey

Hairy Carey

The Style: A friendly face creature that everyone wants to pet / The loose afro of the face Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Ginger SNAP!

Ginger SNAP!

The Style: A wild head of hair, well-tamed / About as short as we can go on a dense head of loose curls Suggested ... ~ Read Moar!
Professor LumbrBasterd

Professor LumbrBasterd

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action / Square, masculine and well-proportioned all around Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Silver Surfer

Silver Surfer

The Style: Silver waves of wow / An aggressively strong natural parting dictated all the details on the hair, with a beard of matching proportions ... ~ Read Moar!
Tool Shed

Tool Shed

The Style: Modern-day biker Viking / Super clean, well-blended, square, masculine shapes all around Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Dastardly Dapper

Dastardly Dapper

The Style: A straight up old timey villain / A floppy, delightfully foppish haircut with a Machiavellian facial dalliance Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Viking Flat Top

Viking Flat Top

The Style: As if a giant fella needed an even more commanding presence / A neatly tapered flat top and lengthy beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Rock Solid

Rock Solid

The Style: Ginger badass all over / A pomp and beard that are neat and clean but still rock solid Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Basterd Prospector

Basterd Prospector

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action on top with a mid-1800s gold rush miner on the bottom / A rough and wild ... ~ Read Moar!
Handled Handlebar

Handled Handlebar

The Style: A very dapper walrus / A well-loved handlebar mustache Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Seafarer

Prohibition Seafarer

The Style: That thing that was immensely popular in the Macklemore era / This kind of cut always grows out...interesting...he made us do it, ... ~ Read Moar!
Biker Pomp

Biker Pomp

The Style: Keeping it tight on the bike / A pomp/beard combo of an actively biker-friendly length Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Selleck Jr

Selleck Jr

The Style: For the kind of little dude that's flawless no matter what his hair wants to do / The perfect "short on the sides, a ... ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Butterfinger

Mr. Butterfinger

The Style: Professional character / A slim Executive contour and a short, well-detailed beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Shitkicker Shelby

Shitkicker Shelby

The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a long-topped slickback pomp that uses a prominent natural part to send you back in time ... ~ Read Moar!
Dwarf Beard

Dwarf Beard

The Style: Union Dwarf / A beard that's full and structured, a little stylized but not fussy Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Sweatervest Fisticuffs

Sweatervest Fisticuffs

The Style: "Don't fuck with me" nerd / Slick and destroy dapper Executive Contour with an excellent handlebar Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly

Punk Holly

The Style: A little rockabilly, a little 80s punk / A solid contoured haircut with aggressively short sides, a purposely rough blend, and hella ... ~ Read Moar!
Sigmund Tweed

Sigmund Tweed

The Style: Neat and professional with an air of wisdom / A simple tapered business cut and a full yet neat beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
American Werefox

American Werefox

The Style: A very furry fella, reined in in all the right places / Very lean cheeks and sides of the head pair nicely with ... ~ Read Moar!
Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey

The Style: A rough and well-greased grease monkey pompadour / Growing out a very choppy short cut to a pomp Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Darmody Lip Sweater

Darmody Lip Sweater

The Style: A bit of Boardwalk Empire Jimmy Darmody action on top, Tom Selleck on the face / A long-topped undercut, and a well-groomed ... ~ Read Moar!
Executive Professor

Executive Professor

The Style: A lived-in cut, and neat beard, kept short on the parts that get annoying the fastest / A low contour, tapered out at the ... ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag of Thrones

Scumbag of Thrones

The Style: Slick street style on top, epic fantasy on the bottom / Scumbag Boogie lean for the haircut with a full but structured ... ~ Read Moar!
Gaardfection

Gaardfection

The Style: Our signature, the haircut version of a perfectly tailored suit / The Gaard, a cut that looks like a side part with far ... ~ Read Moar!
Executive Lumberjack

Executive Lumberjack

The Style: Boardroom on the top, lumberjack on the bottom / Even on hair far finer than it looks here, an Executive Contour works on ... ~ Read Moar!

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