Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft
Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.
While beards and facial hair aren’t all we do by any means, we do them particularly well. See the collection of the hirsute right here.
Beards By Category
All Beards
Do the Creep
The Style: Now the only creepy thing about him is his shirt. And that look he keeps giving us... / A big donation of some ... ~ Read Moar!
BeardFyre
The Style: Basically a Game of Thrones character / Many techniques to get to generally even on a beard of all of the textures Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Beary Handsome
The Style: Generally bear-like all over / Just look what we can do for your head when you become a regular and nail down ... ~ Read Moar!
Dwarfhartt
The Style: That guy in the waiting room who is so furry and you really hope he's your next and then he is / ... ~ Read Moar!
Contour Unleashed
The Style: Cool, but, like, the effortless type / A rather specific natural parting is allowed to dictate all the other parts of this day-off ... ~ Read Moar!
Beardy Pomp
The Style: Beardsmith's longest running client, and one he has apparently not been able to photograph in a non-blurry fashion all these years until ... ~ Read Moar!
Just Do It Up
The Style: This is the kind of look you go for when you go hard at everything you do, but you're rather laid back ... ~ Read Moar!
Less Hairy Ant
The Style: Sometimes it's as simple as simply reining in a fella's werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a ... ~ Read Moar!
Side Part Perfection
The Style: Just because it's technically the most standard, regular cut we do doesn't mean it isn't absolute perfection / Perfectly shaped, perfectly blended, precisely parted ... ~ Read Moar!
Go With the Flow
The Style: Too much of a good thing is really heavy on ones head. Best to lighten up / A classic shape and easy styling ... ~ Read Moar!
The Standard
The Style: Flawless at and in any age / While we do plenty of elaborate hair and beards, the good old Executive Contour and neat ... ~ Read Moar!
Cookin’
The Style: Straight up badass barber, because he literally is one / Properly aggressive Scumbag Boogie with some perky tips Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Squared But Not Square
The Style: Short, long, square, smooth, a head that has a bit of everything / A haircut is a constructed of hair, but it's all ... ~ Read Moar!
Mountain Fella
The Style: That good old Oregonian homesteader vibe / A short and clean contour on top with a lumberjack on the bottom Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Colonel Burnside
The Style: A young, clean cut Civil War commander / A real proper Executive Contour paired with some clean cut chops Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
All’s Well That Ends Well
The Style: A broody Beckham sorta vibe / When we first met this handsome fella, some barber had shaved, no hyperbole, a two-inch wide parting ... ~ Read Moar!
Arthouse Disney
The Style: With mesmerizing Disney eyes like this, it takes a hell of a haircut to divert your attention / A classic pomp with a part ... ~ Read Moar!
Don’t Fail
The Style: A little superhero, a little supervillain / Gil has a thick, beautiful head of hair that will freak the hell out if you ... ~ Read Moar!
Genuine Nidavellir
The Style: A traveling dwarven merchant who rolls with a lot of horsepower / When you have a beard that grows out as opposed to ... ~ Read Moar!
Lost in Time
The Style: The best thing about a look like this is that you look at home in literally any era / Well kempt, parted, but ... ~ Read Moar!
Old Gaard
The Style: Nice and easy, a continual cleaning up on one of our oldest (ehrm, longest running) clients / A very burly beard kept shapely ... ~ Read Moar!
Lather & Fade
The Style: The perfect combo of badass and not trying too hard / Hairlines and textures be damned, you can still have a nice ... ~ Read Moar!
High Contrast
The Style: A perfect blend on very light skin with very dark hair from master fader Alex / When your natural part is high/on ... ~ Read Moar!
Spiritbrook Scumbag
The Style: Cut one week before our woodsy Spiritbrook shoot, this is the real life to the photo shoot fantasy / More beard than hair, ... ~ Read Moar!
Never Say Die
The Style: Appropriate for the office, LARPing, AND treasure hunting / A neat College Contour with a beard that belongs in a fantasy epic Suggested ... ~ Read Moar!
What Just Happened
The Style: A whirlwind of sharp things leaves one tousled and feeling like you're missing something / An Executive Contour is a haircut so versatile ... ~ Read Moar!
Shave the Town
The Style: Hair is a migratory species, you see... / Shave and a haircut, turned upside down Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Face Forest
The Style: One part tight, one part huge, might as well emphasize your best features / Scumbag Boogie on top with a lush thicket below ... ~ Read Moar!
Dual Wield
The Style: With an endless supply of quick-growing hair, taming the beast takes all the weapons / An Executive Contour lets the waves on ... ~ Read Moar!
Hoss Bog
The Style: Flawlessly low-maintenance / A perfectly-blended slickback and some badass face stuff Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
The Riding Beardsman
The Style: If your beard decides to go somewhere, may as well go along for the ride / Some beards part in the middle and ... ~ Read Moar!
Looney Lengths
The Style: How low does it go? / A proper pompadour to anchor one of the biggest beards we have ever had the honor of ... ~ Read Moar!
Indiana Pomp
The Style: Devil-may-care adventurer / A pompadour is one of the most versatile haircuts around, especially if you tend toward waves and/or cowlicks Suggested ... ~ Read Moar!
Yosemite Stan
The Style: The dictionary definition of "you do you" / We're not quite sure what to call this facial hair style, but we flippin' ... ~ Read Moar!
A Little Off the Sides
The Style: What a difference a few minutes on the sides makes / When an even-all-over haircut grows out, it doesn't take much to ... ~ Read Moar!
Ginger Lincoln
The Style: Modern barbering the old-timey way / An Executive Contour on a ton of soft and slippery hair, and beard with a heaping ... ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Hearthstone
The Style: This outdoorsman usually doesn't do it up so hard, but for on-stage education purposes, might as well go all out / A very ... ~ Read Moar!
Brother Scott
The Style: Just a bit of wish fulfillment from a barber who looks weirdly similar to you, but bald / A longer Executive Contour and ... ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Contour
The Style: The kind of fella who looks out of place outside the 20s / A neat Executive Contour where the waves are allowed ... ~ Read Moar!
Shag to Swag
The Style: A big change on some seriously silky, stick-straight hair / A sharp and structured Executive Contour with simple styling that isn't trying too ... ~ Read Moar!
Giant Makeover
The Style: A clean look for a very tall fella / Massive makeover for when you just need to lighten it up drastically, but still ... ~ Read Moar!
Cartoon Contour
The Style: Straight out of Silicon Valley / Perfectly groomed professional on top, refuses to fully adult on the bottom - it's the Beardsgaard way ... ~ Read Moar!
Batavian Werewolf
The Style: Devilishly hirsute / A cut that plays to the strengths of the cowlicks you can't do anything about - except this majesty, ... ~ Read Moar!
Mr Hearthstone
The Style: Ruggedly outdoorsy working type, but you wouldn't know it from the hair / A clean but not too short Executive Contour with a ... ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid Part II
The Style: Hagrid all business proper / Just a nice, clean Executive Contour and an absolutely massive beard from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Ser Sasse
The Style: So handsome and Gala(va)nt you might just break out in cheeky song / Clean and close on the hair, a bit of ruggedness on ... ~ Read Moar!
Fuckin’ Rob
The Style: A look far too respectable for that guy that's always lovingly trolling us on Facebook / A parted pomp and stylized beard with ... ~ Read Moar!
Ollie’s Contour
The Style: College town fella with a grownup lifestyle /A before and after simple pomp from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
The Moistmaker
The Style: Like Star Lord himself, full on dweeb on the inside, all cleaned up on the outside / Very stiff and tricky hair playing to ... ~ Read Moar!
Floki Flat Top
The Style: Look like a badass Viking punk that might be a little bit crazy / A badass haircut with minimal styling maintenance (that requires ... ~ Read Moar!
Billy Business
The Style: Finance jock prep with a bit of outdoorsman / Clean and neat on the sides, slicked on the top with the beard kept ... ~ Read Moar!
Parted Perfection
The Style: Business werewolf / Buttery smooth and effortless for a head with so many tricky bits Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Bear
The Style: Fuzzy wuzzy looks fly as hell / A cleaned up variation on the classic Teddy Boy style with a neat but burly beard ... ~ Read Moar!
Amateur Supervillainry
The Style: Working Joe by day, French Bond villain by night / Extra long-topped flat top with a well-maintained beard and epic stache Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Contoured Cleanup
The Style: Curves so curvy they look like a sculpture / A cleanup that takes a proper art teacher look and goes full school board ... ~ Read Moar!
Beardsmith Mini-Me
The Style: When you're some overachieving little smartass who only gets a haircut every 5 months and doesn't pay for it because your brother ... ~ Read Moar!
The Pomp of Knifey Spooney
The Style: Reformed tattooed, bearded muppet / Former business neighbor/owner of Fallen Star Tattoos, now a world famous traveling artist with great hair and ... ~ Read Moar!
Smoky Mountain Moustache
The Style: An Edwardian expat transplanted to hipster Appalachia, perhaps? / Everything to highlight a moustache of rare proportions Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Pomp In The USA
The Style: Hair that looks like it's blowing in the breeze, even becalmed days / A pomp that not only works with waves and cowlicks, such ... ~ Read Moar!
Business Beard
The Style: Beefy mountain man goes to the office / A short contour that works with considerable front cowlicks, and a beard that's full ... ~ Read Moar!
Blue Steel in Living Color
The Style: A look that can stop throwing stars in mid-air / A pomp and beard on the growth path Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Beard
The Style: A little bit Teddy Boy greaser, a little bit full-on werewolf / A badass, old school Ted haircut with a bit of a ... ~ Read Moar!
Scumpamule
The Style: You may be driving the kids to Little League, but you're gonna look badass doing it / The bastard lovechild of a ... ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Part II
The Style: A Jimmy Neutron/Buddy Holly/Johnny Bravo mashup with a dash of ramen noodles / The coolest quiff on the planet Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Jesus Waves
The Style: Waves so high they get you a little closer to your proverbial maker / Even when cutting off hardly anything, a little shaping ... ~ Read Moar!
Clean Waves
The Style: When you want to look properly businessey, but still rock the trends a little bit / Short and easy but still classic for the ... ~ Read Moar!
Little Scumbro
The Style: When you know you're not going to be seeing your barber for many months /A cut short and aggressive enough to make it ... ~ Read Moar!
Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded
The Style: A cut so clean it almost looks fake but that's just your head / A neat, tight, square fade with a little ... ~ Read Moar!
Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma’am
The Style: That guy who sometimes likes to wear a toolbelt and little else / A neat, clean and easy classic look with details tailored ... ~ Read Moar!
Bossman Hogg
The Style: A cross between a Harley fanatic and a Wildling / A beard that's as large as possible (everywhere except the mustache), but ... ~ Read Moar!
Dayumus Seabeard
The Style: An honorable pirate lord who's a bit short on fingers / A beard that's solid but clean with a perfect dusting of silver Suggested ... ~ Read Moar!
That’s Mister Executive Contour to You
The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Princeton Charming
The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Skuzzy Distortion
The Style: With a nickname like Skuzzy you gotta look clean in the hair with a bit of mischief on the face / A tall and ... ~ Read Moar!
Ghost in the Pomp
The Style: A ghostly pale pomp with a fiery red beard is a quite the striking combo / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with a ... ~ Read Moar!
Tormund Ladiezbane
The Style: What would happen if Tormund Giantsbane got transplanted to 2016 / A tall and proud, roughly-styled pompadour with a giant ginger beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Triumph Pomp
The Style: A pomp for a man that appreciates fine details with a rough edge / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with short and neat beard, ... ~ Read Moar!
LumbrSanta
The Style: Santa, structured with an outdoorsy air / Silver hair shows its colors with some length on top for a tight pompadour, and a Santa-worthy ... ~ Read Moar!
Han Chewie
The Style: The hair of a post-mullet Han Solo, with the face fuzz of Chewie / That elusive "no product" hair look that moves like wheat ... ~ Read Moar!
A Course in Aerodynamics
The Style: Straight out of Silicon(e) Valley smooth / Sharp, smart and still beardy Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid
The Style: Business on the top, literal giant on the bottom / A well-groomed, parted, tapered business cut is an excellent way to keep a ... ~ Read Moar!
Wavegaard
The Style: The simplest of haircuts, perfectly tailored for each head / Short but not too short on the sides, the look of a part without ... ~ Read Moar!
General Burnside
The Style: That neighbor fella you run into at a war reenactment / An excellent form of chops Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Flat Top
The Style: Nerd who grew up really, really good. But, like, from the 50s. / A flat top on hair that absolutely not lay flat, ... ~ Read Moar!
Beard Mountain
The Style: Full-on Dwarven warrior / A beard that's as large as possible but still regal and well-maintained Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Roasted Roots
The Style: A very perky pompadour / Work with coffee for a living, might as well keep you hair up too with a tall and ... ~ Read Moar!
Hairy Carey
The Style: A friendly face creature that everyone wants to pet / The loose afro of the face Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Ginger SNAP!
The Style: A wild head of hair, well-tamed / About as short as we can go on a dense head of loose curls Suggested ... ~ Read Moar!
Professor LumbrBasterd
The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action / Square, masculine and well-proportioned all around Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Silver Surfer
The Style: Silver waves of wow / An aggressively strong natural parting dictated all the details on the hair, with a beard of matching proportions ... ~ Read Moar!
Tool Shed
The Style: Modern-day biker Viking / Super clean, well-blended, square, masculine shapes all around Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Dastardly Dapper
The Style: A straight up old timey villain / A floppy, delightfully foppish haircut with a Machiavellian facial dalliance Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Viking Flat Top
The Style: As if a giant fella needed an even more commanding presence / A neatly tapered flat top and lengthy beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Rock Solid
The Style: Ginger badass all over / A pomp and beard that are neat and clean but still rock solid Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Basterd Prospector
The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action on top with a mid-1800s gold rush miner on the bottom / A rough and wild ... ~ Read Moar!
Handled Handlebar
The Style: A very dapper walrus / A well-loved handlebar mustache Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Seafarer
The Style: That thing that was immensely popular in the Macklemore era / This kind of cut always grows out...interesting...he made us do it, ... ~ Read Moar!
Biker Pomp
The Style: Keeping it tight on the bike / A pomp/beard combo of an actively biker-friendly length Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Selleck Jr
The Style: For the kind of little dude that's flawless no matter what his hair wants to do / The perfect "short on the sides, a ... ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Butterfinger
The Style: Professional character / A slim Executive contour and a short, well-detailed beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Shitkicker Shelby
The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a long-topped slickback pomp that uses a prominent natural part to send you back in time ... ~ Read Moar!
Dwarf Beard
The Style: Union Dwarf / A beard that's full and structured, a little stylized but not fussy Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Sweatervest Fisticuffs
The Style: "Don't fuck with me" nerd / Slick and destroy dapper Executive Contour with an excellent handlebar Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly
The Style: A little rockabilly, a little 80s punk / A solid contoured haircut with aggressively short sides, a purposely rough blend, and hella ... ~ Read Moar!
Sigmund Tweed
The Style: Neat and professional with an air of wisdom / A simple tapered business cut and a full yet neat beard Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
American Werefox
The Style: A very furry fella, reined in in all the right places / Very lean cheeks and sides of the head pair nicely with ... ~ Read Moar!
Grease Monkey
The Style: A rough and well-greased grease monkey pompadour / Growing out a very choppy short cut to a pomp Suggested Products: ... ~ Read Moar!
Darmody Lip Sweater
The Style: A bit of Boardwalk Empire Jimmy Darmody action on top, Tom Selleck on the face / A long-topped undercut, and a well-groomed ... ~ Read Moar!
Executive Professor
The Style: A lived-in cut, and neat beard, kept short on the parts that get annoying the fastest / A low contour, tapered out at the ... ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag of Thrones
The Style: Slick street style on top, epic fantasy on the bottom / Scumbag Boogie lean for the haircut with a full but structured ... ~ Read Moar!
Gaardfection
The Style: Our signature, the haircut version of a perfectly tailored suit / The Gaard, a cut that looks like a side part with far ... ~ Read Moar!
Executive Lumberjack
The Style: Boardroom on the top, lumberjack on the bottom / Even on hair far finer than it looks here, an Executive Contour works on ... ~ Read Moar!