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Apprentice Beards

Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.


The big beards get all the attention and are primarily subject to genetics/not fucking it up by yourself in the bathroom, but a neat, clean full beard is far more difficult to execute and maintain. When it’s done right, a lean beard is a thing of true beauty, and the cheapest and easiest plastic surgery in town, as we can craft you a new lower half of your face with a simple beard trim.


Less Hairy Ant

Less Hairy Ant

The Style: Sometimes it's as simple as simply reining in a fella's werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a ~ Read Moar!
Side Part Perfection

Side Part Perfection

The Style: Just because it's technically the most standard, regular cut we do doesn't mean it isn't absolute perfection / Perfectly shaped, perfectly blended, precisely parted ~ Read Moar!
The Standard

The Standard

The Style: Flawless at and in any age / While we do plenty of elaborate hair and beards, the good old Executive Contour and neat ~ Read Moar!
Arthouse Disney

Arthouse Disney

The Style: With mesmerizing Disney eyes like this, it takes a hell of a haircut to divert your attention / A classic pomp with a part ~ Read Moar!
Don't Fail

Don’t Fail

The Style: A little superhero, a little supervillain / Gil has a thick, beautiful head of hair that will freak the hell out if you ~ Read Moar!
Lather & Fade

Lather & Fade

The Style: The perfect combo of badass and not trying too hard / Hairlines and textures be damned, you can still have a nice ~ Read Moar!
Indiana Pomp

Indiana Pomp

The Style: Devil-may-care adventurer / A pompadour is one of the most versatile haircuts around, especially if you tend toward waves and/or cowlicks Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Contour

Prohibition Contour

The Style: The kind of fella who looks out of place outside the 20s / A neat Executive Contour where the waves are allowed ~ Read Moar!
Cartoon Contour

Cartoon Contour

The Style: Straight out of Silicon Valley / Perfectly groomed professional on top, refuses to fully adult on the bottom - it's the Beardsgaard way ~ Read Moar!
Batavian Werewolf

Batavian Werewolf

The Style: Devilishly hirsute / A cut that plays to the strengths of the cowlicks you can't do anything about - except this majesty, ~ Read Moar!
Mr Hearthstone

Mr Hearthstone

The Style: Ruggedly outdoorsy working type, but you wouldn't know it from the hair / A clean but not too short Executive Contour with a ~ Read Moar!
Billy Business

Billy Business

The Style: Finance jock prep with a bit of outdoorsman / Clean and neat on the sides, slicked on the top with the beard kept ~ Read Moar!
Parted Perfection

Parted Perfection

The Style: Business werewolf / Buttery smooth and effortless for a head with so many tricky bits Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Contoured Cleanup

Contoured Cleanup

The Style: Curves so curvy they look like a sculpture / A cleanup that takes a proper art teacher look and goes full school board ~ Read Moar!
Beardsmith Mini-Me

Beardsmith Mini-Me

The Style: When you're some overachieving little smartass who only gets a haircut every 5 months and doesn't pay for it because your brother ~ Read Moar!
Clean Waves

Clean Waves

The Style: When you want to look properly businessey, but still rock the trends a little bit / Short and easy but still classic for the ~ Read Moar!
Little Scumbro

Little Scumbro

The Style: When you know you're not going to be seeing your barber for many months /A cut short and aggressive enough to make it ~ Read Moar!
That's Mister Executive Contour to You

That’s Mister Executive Contour to You

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Princeton Charming

Princeton Charming

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Wavegaard

Wavegaard

The Style: The simplest of haircuts, perfectly tailored for each head / Short but not too short on the sides, the look of a part without ~ Read Moar!
Roasted Roots

Roasted Roots

The Style: A very perky pompadour / Work with coffee for a living, might as well keep you hair up too with a tall and ~ Read Moar!
Ginger SNAP!

Ginger SNAP!

The Style: A wild head of hair, well-tamed / About as short as we can go on a dense head of loose curls Suggested ~ Read Moar!
American Werefox

American Werefox

The Style: A very furry fella, reined in in all the right places / Very lean cheeks and sides of the head pair nicely with ~ Read Moar!
Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey

The Style: A rough and well-greased grease monkey pompadour / Growing out a very choppy short cut to a pomp Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Gaardfection

Gaardfection

The Style: Our signature, the haircut version of a perfectly tailored suit / The Gaard, a cut that looks like a side part with far ~ Read Moar!

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Our Little Slice of Valhalla

In historic downtown Batavia on Route 31 between 1st and Main

117 S Batavia Ave, Batavia, IL 60510

PHONE: ( 630 ) 454 - 4820

EMAIL: shop@beardsgaardbarbers.com

Appointment & Walk-Ins Both!

Parking

On the general 2020 theme, there is currently no parking out front due to construction, and no front shop entrance either! Enter the back parking lot by First Street and come on in the back door with the beard on it (like a restaurant, wait at the sign inside for the Shopkeep to greet you)

Current Hours

Closed for Shop Lunch 2-3 pm weekdays, 1-2 pm Saturdays

• Monday - Friday 9 / 8 • Saturday 9 / 5

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(Closed Sundays & Mondays. Call or book online )
For the safety of our staff and clients, we must refuse service to anyone with cold or flu-like symptoms.
Actually there’s a whole list of questions we’re gonna ask you at the door, brace yourself.
Shop closes for lunch weekdays 2-3 PM and Saturdays 1-2 PM
Shop our entire shop online, for shipping worldwide or curbside pickup! {CLICKY HERE}
While you’re here, peruse our sibling shop right next door or in the Webs of Inter, River Peak Apothecary!