Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft
Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.
The big beards get all the attention and are primarily subject to genetics/not fucking it up by yourself in the bathroom, but a neat, clean full beard is far more difficult to execute and maintain. When it’s done right, a lean beard is a thing of true beauty, and the cheapest and easiest plastic surgery in town, as we can craft you a new lower half of your face with a simple beard trim.
Less Hairy Ant
The Style: Sometimes it's as simple as simply reining in a fella's werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a ~ Read Moar!
Side Part Perfection
The Style: Just because it's technically the most standard, regular cut we do doesn't mean it isn't absolute perfection / Perfectly shaped, perfectly blended, precisely parted ~ Read Moar!
The Standard
The Style: Flawless at and in any age / While we do plenty of elaborate hair and beards, the good old Executive Contour and neat ~ Read Moar!
Arthouse Disney
The Style: With mesmerizing Disney eyes like this, it takes a hell of a haircut to divert your attention / A classic pomp with a part ~ Read Moar!
Don’t Fail
The Style: A little superhero, a little supervillain / Gil has a thick, beautiful head of hair that will freak the hell out if you ~ Read Moar!
Lather & Fade
The Style: The perfect combo of badass and not trying too hard / Hairlines and textures be damned, you can still have a nice ~ Read Moar!
Indiana Pomp
The Style: Devil-may-care adventurer / A pompadour is one of the most versatile haircuts around, especially if you tend toward waves and/or cowlicks Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Contour
The Style: The kind of fella who looks out of place outside the 20s / A neat Executive Contour where the waves are allowed ~ Read Moar!
Cartoon Contour
The Style: Straight out of Silicon Valley / Perfectly groomed professional on top, refuses to fully adult on the bottom - it's the Beardsgaard way ~ Read Moar!
Batavian Werewolf
The Style: Devilishly hirsute / A cut that plays to the strengths of the cowlicks you can't do anything about - except this majesty, ~ Read Moar!
Mr Hearthstone
The Style: Ruggedly outdoorsy working type, but you wouldn't know it from the hair / A clean but not too short Executive Contour with a ~ Read Moar!
Billy Business
The Style: Finance jock prep with a bit of outdoorsman / Clean and neat on the sides, slicked on the top with the beard kept ~ Read Moar!
Parted Perfection
The Style: Business werewolf / Buttery smooth and effortless for a head with so many tricky bits Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Contoured Cleanup
The Style: Curves so curvy they look like a sculpture / A cleanup that takes a proper art teacher look and goes full school board ~ Read Moar!
Beardsmith Mini-Me
The Style: When you're some overachieving little smartass who only gets a haircut every 5 months and doesn't pay for it because your brother ~ Read Moar!
Clean Waves
The Style: When you want to look properly businessey, but still rock the trends a little bit / Short and easy but still classic for the ~ Read Moar!
Little Scumbro
The Style: When you know you're not going to be seeing your barber for many months /A cut short and aggressive enough to make it ~ Read Moar!
That’s Mister Executive Contour to You
The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Princeton Charming
The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Wavegaard
The Style: The simplest of haircuts, perfectly tailored for each head / Short but not too short on the sides, the look of a part without ~ Read Moar!
Roasted Roots
The Style: A very perky pompadour / Work with coffee for a living, might as well keep you hair up too with a tall and ~ Read Moar!
Ginger SNAP!
The Style: A wild head of hair, well-tamed / About as short as we can go on a dense head of loose curls Suggested ~ Read Moar!
American Werefox
The Style: A very furry fella, reined in in all the right places / Very lean cheeks and sides of the head pair nicely with ~ Read Moar!
Grease Monkey
The Style: A rough and well-greased grease monkey pompadour / Growing out a very choppy short cut to a pomp Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Gaardfection
The Style: Our signature, the haircut version of a perfectly tailored suit / The Gaard, a cut that looks like a side part with far ~ Read Moar!