Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft
Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.
We don’t know much about SEO, but we have been told that when you Google “Chicago Beard Barber,” or some combination thereof, you’re going to find your way to Beardsgaard. Just look for the Elvish over the door and the 7 foot knight in the window. We will care for your prized beard like Frodo for The Ring.
BeardFyre
The Style: Basically a Game of Thrones character / Many techniques to get to generally even on a beard of all of the textures Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Dwarfhartt
The Style: That guy in the waiting room who is so furry and you really hope he's your next and then he is / ~ Read Moar!
Beardy Pomp
The Style: Beardsmith's longest running client, and one he has apparently not been able to photograph in a non-blurry fashion all these years until ~ Read Moar!
Spiritbrook Scumbag
The Style: Cut one week before our woodsy Spiritbrook shoot, this is the real life to the photo shoot fantasy / More beard than hair, ~ Read Moar!
Face Forest
The Style: One part tight, one part huge, might as well emphasize your best features / Scumbag Boogie on top with a lush thicket below ~ Read Moar!
Looney Lengths
The Style: How low does it go? / A proper pompadour to anchor one of the biggest beards we have ever had the honor of ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid Part II
The Style: Hagrid all business proper / Just a nice, clean Executive Contour and an absolutely massive beard from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Floki Flat Top
The Style: Look like a badass Viking punk that might be a little bit crazy / A badass haircut with minimal styling maintenance (that requires ~ Read Moar!
The Pomp of Knifey Spooney
The Style: Reformed tattooed, bearded muppet / Former business neighbor/owner of Fallen Star Tattoos, now a world famous traveling artist with great hair and ~ Read Moar!
Blue Steel in Living Color
The Style: A look that can stop throwing stars in mid-air / A pomp and beard on the growth path Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Bossman Hogg
The Style: A cross between a Harley fanatic and a Wildling / A beard that's as large as possible (everywhere except the mustache), but ~ Read Moar!
Tormund Ladiezbane
The Style: What would happen if Tormund Giantsbane got transplanted to 2016 / A tall and proud, roughly-styled pompadour with a giant ginger beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Han Chewie
The Style: The hair of a post-mullet Han Solo, with the face fuzz of Chewie / That elusive "no product" hair look that moves like wheat ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid
The Style: Business on the top, literal giant on the bottom / A well-groomed, parted, tapered business cut is an excellent way to keep a ~ Read Moar!
Beard Mountain
The Style: Full-on Dwarven warrior / A beard that's as large as possible but still regal and well-maintained Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Viking Flat Top
The Style: As if a giant fella needed an even more commanding presence / A neatly tapered flat top and lengthy beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!