• About Us
  • Bookings
  • Services
  • Webshoppe
  • Rewards
  • Blog
  • Work Here
  • F.A.Q.
  • Contact
  • Menu
  • Skip to right header navigation
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to footer

Before Header

Beardsgaard Barbers

Welcome Home, Nerds

  • Bookings
  • Services
  • Portfolio
  • Webshoppe
  • Contact
  • FAQ
  • Blog
  • About
  • Press
  • Rewards
  • The Game

Journeyman Beards

Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.


Beards that would rightly be considered epic anywhere else are par for the course in the realm of Beardsgaard. These are the still pretty damn big beards that likely haven’t reached their personal summit. There are always bigger mountains to climb.


Do the Creep

Do the Creep

The Style: Now the only creepy thing about him is his shirt. And that look he keeps giving us... / A big donation of some ~ Read Moar!
Beary Handsome

Beary Handsome

The Style: Generally bear-like all over / Just look what we can do for your head when you become a regular and nail down ~ Read Moar!
Just Do It Up

Just Do It Up

The Style: This is the kind of look you go for when you go hard at everything you do, but you're rather laid back ~ Read Moar!
Go With the Flow

Go With the Flow

The Style: Too much of a good thing is really heavy on ones head. Best to lighten up / A classic shape and easy styling ~ Read Moar!
Squared But Not Square

Squared But Not Square

The Style: Short, long, square, smooth, a head that has a bit of everything / A haircut is a constructed of hair, but it's all ~ Read Moar!
Mountain Fella

Mountain Fella

The Style: That good old Oregonian homesteader vibe / A short and clean contour on top with a lumberjack on the bottom Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
All's Well That Ends Well

All’s Well That Ends Well

The Style: A broody Beckham sorta vibe / When we first met this handsome fella, some barber had shaved, no hyperbole, a two-inch wide parting ~ Read Moar!
Genuine Nidavellir

Genuine Nidavellir

The Style: A traveling dwarven merchant who rolls with a lot of horsepower / When you have a beard that grows out as opposed to ~ Read Moar!
Lost in Time

Lost in Time

The Style: The best thing about a look like this is that you look at home in literally any era / Well kempt, parted, but ~ Read Moar!
Old Gaard

Old Gaard

The Style: Nice and easy, a continual cleaning up on one of our oldest (ehrm, longest running) clients / A very burly beard kept shapely ~ Read Moar!
High Contrast

High Contrast

The Style: A perfect blend on very light skin with very dark hair from master fader Alex / When your natural part is high/on ~ Read Moar!
Never Say Die

Never Say Die

The Style: Appropriate for the office, LARPing, AND treasure hunting / A neat College Contour with a beard that belongs in a fantasy epic Suggested ~ Read Moar!
What Just Happened

What Just Happened

The Style: A whirlwind of sharp things leaves one tousled and feeling like you're missing something / An Executive Contour is a haircut so versatile ~ Read Moar!
Shave the Town

Shave the Town

The Style: Hair is a migratory species, you see... / Shave and a haircut, turned upside down Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Dual Wield

Dual Wield

The Style: With an endless supply of quick-growing hair, taming the beast takes all the weapons / An Executive Contour lets the waves on ~ Read Moar!
A Little Off the Sides

A Little Off the Sides

The Style: What a difference a few minutes on the sides makes / When an even-all-over haircut grows out, it doesn't take much to ~ Read Moar!
Ginger Lincoln

Ginger Lincoln

The Style: Modern barbering the old-timey way / An Executive Contour on a ton of soft and slippery hair, and beard with a heaping ~ Read Moar!
Giant Makeover

Giant Makeover

The Style: A clean look for a very tall fella / Massive makeover for when you just need to lighten it up drastically, but still ~ Read Moar!
Ser Sasse

Ser Sasse

The Style: So handsome and Gala(va)nt you might just break out in cheeky song / Clean and close on the hair, a bit of ruggedness on ~ Read Moar!
Fuckin' Rob

Fuckin’ Rob

The Style: A look far too respectable for that guy that's always lovingly trolling us on Facebook / A parted pomp and stylized beard with ~ Read Moar!
Ollie's Contour

Ollie’s Contour

The Style: College town fella with a grownup lifestyle /A before and after simple pomp from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
The Moistmaker

The Moistmaker

The Style: Like Star Lord himself, full on dweeb on the inside, all cleaned up on the outside / Very stiff and tricky hair playing to ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear

The Style: Fuzzy wuzzy looks fly as hell / A cleaned up variation on the classic Teddy Boy style with a neat but burly beard ~ Read Moar!
Amateur Supervillainry

Amateur Supervillainry

The Style: Working Joe by day, French Bond villain by night / Extra long-topped flat top with a well-maintained beard and epic stache Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Smoky Mountain Moustache

Smoky Mountain Moustache

The Style: An Edwardian expat transplanted to hipster Appalachia, perhaps? / Everything to highlight a moustache of rare proportions Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Pomp In The USA

Pomp In The USA

The Style: Hair that looks like it's blowing in the breeze, even becalmed days / A pomp that not only works with waves and cowlicks, such ~ Read Moar!
Business Beard

Business Beard

The Style: Beefy mountain man goes to the office / A short contour that works with considerable front cowlicks, and a beard that's full ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Beard

Teddy Beard

The Style: A little bit Teddy Boy greaser, a little bit full-on werewolf / A badass, old school Ted haircut with a bit of a ~ Read Moar!
Jesus Waves

Jesus Waves

The Style: Waves so high they get you a little closer to your proverbial maker / Even when cutting off hardly anything, a little shaping ~ Read Moar!
Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded

Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded

The Style: A cut so clean it almost looks fake but that's just your head / A neat, tight, square fade with a little ~ Read Moar!
Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma'am

Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma’am

The Style: That guy who sometimes likes to wear a toolbelt and little else / A neat, clean and easy classic look with details tailored ~ Read Moar!
Dayumus Seabeard

Dayumus Seabeard

The Style: An honorable pirate lord who's a bit short on fingers / A beard that's solid but clean with a perfect dusting of silver Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Ghost in the Pomp

Ghost in the Pomp

The Style: A ghostly pale pomp with a fiery red beard is a quite the striking combo / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with a ~ Read Moar!
Triumph Pomp

Triumph Pomp

The Style: A pomp for a man that appreciates fine details with a rough edge / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with short and neat beard, ~ Read Moar!
LumbrSanta

LumbrSanta

The Style: Santa, structured with an outdoorsy air / Silver hair shows its colors with some length on top for a tight pompadour, and a Santa-worthy ~ Read Moar!
A Course in Aerodynamics

A Course in Aerodynamics

The Style: Straight out of Silicon(e) Valley smooth / Sharp, smart and still beardy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Hairy Carey

Hairy Carey

The Style: A friendly face creature that everyone wants to pet / The loose afro of the face Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Professor LumbrBasterd

Professor LumbrBasterd

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action / Square, masculine and well-proportioned all around Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Silver Surfer

Silver Surfer

The Style: Silver waves of wow / An aggressively strong natural parting dictated all the details on the hair, with a beard of matching proportions ~ Read Moar!
Tool Shed

Tool Shed

The Style: Modern-day biker Viking / Super clean, well-blended, square, masculine shapes all around Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Rock Solid

Rock Solid

The Style: Ginger badass all over / A pomp and beard that are neat and clean but still rock solid Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Basterd Prospector

Basterd Prospector

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action on top with a mid-1800s gold rush miner on the bottom / A rough and wild ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Butterfinger

Mr. Butterfinger

The Style: Professional character / A slim Executive contour and a short, well-detailed beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Shitkicker Shelby

Shitkicker Shelby

The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a long-topped slickback pomp that uses a prominent natural part to send you back in time ~ Read Moar!
Dwarf Beard

Dwarf Beard

The Style: Union Dwarf / A beard that's full and structured, a little stylized but not fussy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Sigmund Tweed

Sigmund Tweed

The Style: Neat and professional with an air of wisdom / A simple tapered business cut and a full yet neat beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag of Thrones

Scumbag of Thrones

The Style: Slick street style on top, epic fantasy on the bottom / Scumbag Boogie lean for the haircut with a full but structured ~ Read Moar!
Executive Lumberjack

Executive Lumberjack

The Style: Boardroom on the top, lumberjack on the bottom / Even on hair far finer than it looks here, an Executive Contour works on ~ Read Moar!

Footer

Our Little Slice of Valhalla

In historic downtown Batavia on Route 31 between 1st and Main

117 S Batavia Ave, Batavia, IL 60510

PHONE: ( 630 ) 454 - 4820

EMAIL: shop@beardsgaardbarbers.com

Parking

Loads of free parking here, both on the street in front of the shop, with an even more substantial parking lot in back.

Shop Hours

• Sun - Mon / Closed

• Tue - Wed 10 / 6

• Thu - Fri 12 / 8

• Sat 9 / 3

Closed for Shop Lunch Tue + Wed 2-3 pm / Thu + Fri 3-4 pm

Join the Gaard

* indicates required
How Do We Know Each Other?

Copyright © 2021 Beardsgaard Barbers

4/10/21 • All full for the day! (Closed Sundays & Mondays. Call or book online )
For the safety of our staff and clients, we must refuse service to anyone with cold or flu-like symptoms.
Actually there’s a whole list of questions we’re gonna ask you at the door, brace yourself.
Shop closes for lunch Tues/Wed 2-3 PM and Thurs/Fri 3-4 PM
Shop our entire shop online, for shipping worldwide or curbside pickup! {CLICKY HERE}
Beard trims are back! Book Here!
Wear It For Good shirts designed by shop artist Lucky Eye Ink • Donate and get a shirt here!
While you’re here, peruse our sibling shop right next door or in the Webs of Inter, River Peak Apothecary!