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Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.


We have loads of regulars, some as regular as every two weeks that like to keep it fresh all the time. These are not those folks. These are the great big glow ups.


Do the Creep

Do the Creep

The Style: Now the only creepy thing about him is his shirt. And that look he keeps giving us... / A big donation of some ~ Read Moar!
Peaky Lewis

Peaky Lewis

The Style: Rocked out and ready for the dance / Pomp shaped with a ton of texture on top, a neat blend on the ~ Read Moar!
The Commitmentphobe Part V

The Commitmentphobe Part V

The Style: A young fella who knows exactly what he wants...until the next cut / One year to the day since the last time we ~ Read Moar!
Dwarfhartt

Dwarfhartt

The Style: That guy in the waiting room who is so furry and you really hope he's your next and then he is / ~ Read Moar!
Embarrassment of Riches

Embarrassment of Riches

The Style: Jean-Ralphio turned down by about half, as was this beautiful mop / It's rare a barber has to stifle cackles of glee before ~ Read Moar!
Beardy Pomp

Beardy Pomp

The Style: Beardsmith's longest running client, and one he has apparently not been able to photograph in a non-blurry fashion all these years until ~ Read Moar!
Wicked Rascal

Wicked Rascal

The Style: Rarely does a barber get so luxurious a head, on which they can do anything. Even better when that head is for ~ Read Moar!
Go With the Flow

Go With the Flow

The Style: Too much of a good thing is really heavy on ones head. Best to lighten up / A classic shape and easy styling ~ Read Moar!
Flash Haircut

Flash Haircut

The Style: Free and easy, letting your hair blow in the wind - at least when you're not wearing your superhero mask / When a ~ Read Moar!
Shopkeep Spiffy

Shopkeep Spiffy

The Style: If you want the kind of hair we know how to cut, we'll cut you good / Girl hair changed up to a ~ Read Moar!
What Just Happened

What Just Happened

The Style: A whirlwind of sharp things leaves one tousled and feeling like you're missing something / An Executive Contour is a haircut so versatile ~ Read Moar!
Shave the Town

Shave the Town

The Style: Hair is a migratory species, you see... / Shave and a haircut, turned upside down Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
A Bumpy Ride

A Bumpy Ride

The Style: So, what's easy to fit under a helmet? / A short and simple pompadour on quite curly hair from one of Blademaiden's ~ Read Moar!
The Commitmentphobe Part III

The Commitmentphobe Part III

The Style: Part III of a grow out from an impetuous trendy cut from a young fella who has a brand new idea each ~ Read Moar!
Looney Lengths

Looney Lengths

The Style: How low does it go? / A proper pompadour to anchor one of the biggest beards we have ever had the honor of ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Hearthstone

Mr. Hearthstone

The Style: This outdoorsman usually doesn't do it up so hard, but for on-stage education purposes, might as well go all out / A very ~ Read Moar!
Shag to Swag

Shag to Swag

The Style: A big change on some seriously silky, stick-straight hair / A sharp and structured Executive Contour with simple styling that isn't trying too ~ Read Moar!
Giant Makeover

Giant Makeover

The Style: A clean look for a very tall fella / Massive makeover for when you just need to lighten it up drastically, but still ~ Read Moar!
Cartoon Contour

Cartoon Contour

The Style: Straight out of Silicon Valley / Perfectly groomed professional on top, refuses to fully adult on the bottom - it's the Beardsgaard way ~ Read Moar!
The-Commitmentphobe Part II

The-Commitmentphobe Part II

The Style: From one trendy haircut we totally advised against to whatever thing this young fella wanted that week /An in-betweener cut reconnecting an ~ Read Moar!
Contoured Cleanup

Contoured Cleanup

The Style: Curves so curvy they look like a sculpture / A cleanup that takes a proper art teacher look and goes full school board ~ Read Moar!
The Commitmentphobe

The Commitmentphobe

The Style: From one trendy haircut we totally advised against to whatever thing this young fella wanted that week /An in-betweener cut reconnecting an ~ Read Moar!
The Pomp of Knifey Spooney

The Pomp of Knifey Spooney

The Style: Reformed tattooed, bearded muppet / Former business neighbor/owner of Fallen Star Tattoos, now a world famous traveling artist with great hair and ~ Read Moar!
Curvy Contour

Curvy Contour

The Style: Surfer dude turned business mogul / A common sculptural endeavor in which we take absolutely nothing off the front hairline, and shape the rest into ~ Read Moar!
New Fro, New Man

New Fro, New Man

The Style: A slimmed down crown of curls crafted into a tall and proud proper pomp / When a style change is in order, we ~ Read Moar!
Jesus Waves

Jesus Waves

The Style: Waves so high they get you a little closer to your proverbial maker / Even when cutting off hardly anything, a little shaping ~ Read Moar!
Little Scumbro

Little Scumbro

The Style: When you know you're not going to be seeing your barber for many months /A cut short and aggressive enough to make it ~ Read Moar!
Han Chewie

Han Chewie

The Style: The hair of a post-mullet Han Solo, with the face fuzz of Chewie / That elusive "no product" hair look that moves like wheat ~ Read Moar!
A Course in Aerodynamics

A Course in Aerodynamics

The Style: Straight out of Silicon(e) Valley smooth / Sharp, smart and still beardy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
General Burnside

General Burnside

The Style: That neighbor fella you run into at a war reenactment / An excellent form of chops Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Slickback Slimdown

Slickback Slimdown

The Style: Beach to BAM! / When you want to take off a whole lot of hair, but still keep it long in the parts ~ Read Moar!
Basterd Hunter

Basterd Hunter

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action / Came in all shaggy, just cleaned up the sides...magic Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Beard Mountain

Beard Mountain

The Style: Full-on Dwarven warrior / A beard that's as large as possible but still regal and well-maintained Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Selleck Jr

Selleck Jr

The Style: For the kind of little dude that's flawless no matter what his hair wants to do / The perfect "short on the sides, a ~ Read Moar!
Shitkicker Shelby

Shitkicker Shelby

The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a long-topped slickback pomp that uses a prominent natural part to send you back in time ~ Read Moar!

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Our Little Slice of Valhalla

In historic downtown Batavia on Route 31 between 1st and Main

117 S Batavia Ave, Batavia, IL 60510

PHONE: ( 630 ) 454 - 4820

EMAIL: shop@beardsgaardbarbers.com

By Appointment Only

Parking

Loads of free parking here, both on the street in front of the shop, with an even more substantial parking lot in back.

Shop Hours

• Sun - Mon / Closed

• Tue - Wed 12 / 8

• Thu - Fri 10 / 6

• Sat 9 / 3

Closed for Shop Lunch Tue + Wed 4-4 pm / Thu + Fri 2-3 pm

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