Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft
Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.
A side part is not a combover. If you aren’t really bald on top and combing hair over to hide it, it is a side part, not a comb over. We had to get that out of the way first.
Otherwise, Contours are by definition side parted styles, but a Pompadour, Gaard, and many other cuts can sport parts. Contours look especially slick, but they can also be higher maintenance than Pompadours and The Gaard. See all the slickest side parted styles of the Realm below.
We must start with some terminology on this one. Contours are your basic (usually) side parted men’s haircuts with some level of tapering, and with the blend area following the contour of the head.

Peaky Lewis

Beary Handsome

Dwarfhartt

Contour Unleashed

Less Hairy Ant

Silver Bear

Side Part Perfection

Hello Moto

The Standard

Cookin’

Squared But Not Square

Mountain Fella

Colonel Burnside

Arthouse Disney

Don’t Fail

Mad Cow

Tru Greaser

Lost in Time

Hardcore Huggable

Old Gaard

Primary Colors

Austin Plaza

The Commitmentphobe Part IV

High Contrast

Redwaves

Never Say Die

What Just Happened

Hawkeye

Face Forest

Mini Ditka

Beardless Blue Steel

Dual Wield

Victorian to Victorious

Contour Squared

Ginger Lincoln

Mr. Hearthstone

Brother Scott

Prohibition Contour

Shag to Swag

Kerri Lee Lewis

Wee Gaardian

Camp Contour

Dangerous Wave

Prohibition Curls

Cartoon Contour

Batavian Werewolf

Buddy King

Mr Hearthstone

Executive Hagrid Part II

Ser Sasse

Fuckin’ Rob

Ollie’s Contour

The Moistmaker

The-Commitmentphobe Part II

Carved Contour

Billy Business

Parted Perfection

Amateur Supervillainry

Contoured Cleanup

The Commitmentphobe

Beardsmith Mini-Me

Jet Pomp

Little League (Foot)Baller

Curvy Contour

Business Beard

Animal Style-The New Class

Pee-Wee Wave Riding

Parted & Painted

Throwback Valley

Hawk-ish

Hurt Looker

Clean Waves

Little Scumbro

Slim Scumbag Contour

Clean Cut Cleanup

Chicago Fade

That’s Mister Executive Contour to You

Princeton Charming

Ghost in the Pomp

Chuck!

Sword or Walking Stick

Executive Trinity

Executive Hagrid

Little James Dean

Slickback Slimdown

Basterd Hunter

Professor LumbrBasterd

Silver Surfer

Tool Shed

Dastardly Dapper

Animal Style

Basterd Prospector

Mr. Butterfinger

Shitkicker Shelby

Sweatervest Fisticuffs

Punk Holly

Sigmund Tweed

Pomp Perfection

American Werefox

Trigun Elvis

Scumbag Soccer

Short Stuff Means Business

Dad Draper

Deep Wave Basterd

The Engineer

Scumbag of Thrones

Executive Prep

Hard Edge Prep

Scumbag Boy Scout
