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Unparted

Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.


Whether pushed straight back, or off to the side without actually being parted, unparted styles are the styles that live on easy street in the Realm.


Do the Creep

Do the Creep

The Style: Now the only creepy thing about him is his shirt. And that look he keeps giving us... / A big donation of some ~ Read Moar!
The Commitmentphobe Part V

The Commitmentphobe Part V

The Style: A young fella who knows exactly what he wants...until the next cut / One year to the day since the last time we ~ Read Moar!
Honor Roll

Honor Roll

The Style: Super simple but never basic, and versatile as can be / The Gaard cut is this magical cut that looks neat and ~ Read Moar!
Embarrassment of Riches

Embarrassment of Riches

The Style: Jean-Ralphio turned down by about half, as was this beautiful mop / It's rare a barber has to stifle cackles of glee before ~ Read Moar!
Beardy Pomp

Beardy Pomp

The Style: Beardsmith's longest running client, and one he has apparently not been able to photograph in a non-blurry fashion all these years until ~ Read Moar!
Just Do It Up

Just Do It Up

The Style: This is the kind of look you go for when you go hard at everything you do, but you're rather laid back ~ Read Moar!
Wicked Rascal

Wicked Rascal

The Style: Rarely does a barber get so luxurious a head, on which they can do anything. Even better when that head is for ~ Read Moar!
Free as a Bird

Free as a Bird

The Style: Clean cut and free wheelin' / Natural hair textures make our world go round, so we do our best to let them be ~ Read Moar!
Old Skool

Old Skool

The Style: Back to the future with this geometrically-inclined classic / When your hair grows straight up and out, it's literally begging to get flat ~ Read Moar!
Go With the Flow

Go With the Flow

The Style: Too much of a good thing is really heavy on ones head. Best to lighten up / A classic shape and easy styling ~ Read Moar!
Prince Eric

Prince Eric

The Style: With those Disney eyes and floopy dark curls, this is a cut fit for a prince / Cut evenly on both sides, as ~ Read Moar!
Straightlaced Slickback

Straightlaced Slickback

The Style: A solid punk hipster fusion type thing / A simple slickback undercut, just throw some goo in it and you're out the door ~ Read Moar!
UKHS

UKHS

The Style: A bit of the youthful UK sporty thing / The textured crops that are all the rage with young fellas across the pond at ~ Read Moar!
All's Well That Ends Well

All’s Well That Ends Well

The Style: A broody Beckham sorta vibe / When we first met this handsome fella, some barber had shaved, no hyperbole, a two-inch wide parting ~ Read Moar!
Flash Haircut

Flash Haircut

The Style: Free and easy, letting your hair blow in the wind - at least when you're not wearing your superhero mask / When a ~ Read Moar!
Got That Mojo Werkin

Got That Mojo Werkin

The Style: Dreamy hair makes for dreamy pomps / With very light patches over the ears, we kept some extra side coverage on this one, ~ Read Moar!
New New Doctor

New New Doctor

The Style: Tall, floppy, and artfully undone, just like the Doctoral inspiration for this cut (the 10th Doctor, at least) / Textured, shattered, and just ~ Read Moar!
Jett Planed

Jett Planed

The Style: With a surmoniker like Jett, you need a haircut that is shaped and shapley, with some well-tended texture for a bit of ~ Read Moar!
Lather & Fade

Lather & Fade

The Style: The perfect combo of badass and not trying too hard / Hairlines and textures be damned, you can still have a nice ~ Read Moar!
Blonde Steel

Blonde Steel

The Style: One part polo club, one part Disney Prince, one part Zoolander / Super soft and silky hair that literally changes color in patches ~ Read Moar!
Spiritbrook Scumbag

Spiritbrook Scumbag

The Style: Cut one week before our woodsy Spiritbrook shoot, this is the real life to the photo shoot fantasy / More beard than hair, ~ Read Moar!
Devilishly Dapper

Devilishly Dapper

The Style: With Ray Wise-style devilish looks, you want good hair while letting that mug be the star of the show / The old school ~ Read Moar!
Shopkeep Spiffy

Shopkeep Spiffy

The Style: If you want the kind of hair we know how to cut, we'll cut you good / Girl hair changed up to a ~ Read Moar!
Doogie McFly

Doogie McFly

The Style: Smart in literally all of the ways / Short on the sides, a little longer on top, off the face, blended all ~ Read Moar!
Hoss Bog

Hoss Bog

The Style: Flawlessly low-maintenance / A perfectly-blended slickback and some badass face stuff Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Delicious DA

Delicious DA

The Style: One of those fellas who walks into the barbershop so well-styled we wonder what he needs from us - just a trim, ~ Read Moar!
A Bumpy Ride

A Bumpy Ride

The Style: So, what's easy to fit under a helmet? / A short and simple pompadour on quite curly hair from one of Blademaiden's ~ Read Moar!
The Commitmentphobe Part III

The Commitmentphobe Part III

The Style: Part III of a grow out from an impetuous trendy cut from a young fella who has a brand new idea each ~ Read Moar!
Flat Top For Gryffindor

Flat Top For Gryffindor

The Style: Short on the sides and off the face - check! / With simple instructions and hair that was cut super short in the ~ Read Moar!
Looney Lengths

Looney Lengths

The Style: How low does it go? / A proper pompadour to anchor one of the biggest beards we have ever had the honor of ~ Read Moar!
Indiana Pomp

Indiana Pomp

The Style: Devil-may-care adventurer / A pompadour is one of the most versatile haircuts around, especially if you tend toward waves and/or cowlicks Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Baseball, Actually

Baseball, Actually

The Style: Child? This? No, this is obviously a very small adult person / The Gaard is an easy-to-wear grownup haircut that works just as ~ Read Moar!
A Little Off the Sides

A Little Off the Sides

The Style: What a difference a few minutes on the sides makes / When an even-all-over haircut grows out, it doesn't take much to ~ Read Moar!
Goldslick

Goldslick

The Style: For when you just want it off your damn face already / While it may seem like more work to have much longer hair on ~ Read Moar!
Not Ready for this Jelly

Not Ready for this Jelly

The Style: When you're blessed with floppy waves, might as well treat them to a proper greasing / A Pomp/Quiff hybrid on hair that had ~ Read Moar!
Giant Makeover

Giant Makeover

The Style: A clean look for a very tall fella / Massive makeover for when you just need to lighten it up drastically, but still ~ Read Moar!
Simple Slickback

Simple Slickback

The Style: Slicked back and simple / Just about as easy a style as you can get without cutting it all off Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear

The Style: Fuzzy wuzzy looks fly as hell / A cleaned up variation on the classic Teddy Boy style with a neat but burly beard ~ Read Moar!
The Pomp of Knifey Spooney

The Pomp of Knifey Spooney

The Style: Reformed tattooed, bearded muppet / Former business neighbor/owner of Fallen Star Tattoos, now a world famous traveling artist with great hair and ~ Read Moar!
Pomp In The USA

Pomp In The USA

The Style: Hair that looks like it's blowing in the breeze, even becalmed days / A pomp that not only works with waves and cowlicks, such ~ Read Moar!
Dad's On a Hunting Trip

Dad’s On a Hunting Trip

The Style: That kind of hair that doesn't get in your eyes when you're chopping up monsters / Lean sides with a neat but not ~ Read Moar!
Junior Pompengaard

Junior Pompengaard

The Style: The perfect cut for a little dude that cares about his look even more than the big kids / A cut that will look ~ Read Moar!
Plastic Pomp

Plastic Pomp

The Style: A head of hair so solid you seem near a Ken doll - including the super handsome part / This is a head ~ Read Moar!
Blue Steel in Living Color

Blue Steel in Living Color

The Style: A look that can stop throwing stars in mid-air / A pomp and beard on the growth path Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
New Fro, New Man

New Fro, New Man

The Style: A slimmed down crown of curls crafted into a tall and proud proper pomp / When a style change is in order, we ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Beard

Teddy Beard

The Style: A little bit Teddy Boy greaser, a little bit full-on werewolf / A badass, old school Ted haircut with a bit of a ~ Read Moar!
Scumpamule

Scumpamule

The Style: You may be driving the kids to Little League, but you're gonna look badass doing it / The bastard lovechild of a ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Part II

Punk Holly Part II

The Style: A Jimmy Neutron/Buddy Holly/Johnny Bravo mashup with a dash of ramen noodles / The coolest quiff on the planet Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Rapunzel Pomp

Rapunzel Pomp

The Style: Everything gloriously old school a barber can possibly throw into a haircut / Long, properly squared pomp with fenders AND a DA, waves ~ Read Moar!
Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded

Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded

The Style: A cut so clean it almost looks fake but that's just your head / A neat, tight, square fade with a little ~ Read Moar!
Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma'am

Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma’am

The Style: That guy who sometimes likes to wear a toolbelt and little else / A neat, clean and easy classic look with details tailored ~ Read Moar!
Lady Blinder

Lady Blinder

The Style: Cillian Murphy's DGAF haircut from Peaky Blinders / Short and rough on the sides, floppy on top with a little bit of a ~ Read Moar!
Skuzzy Distortion

Skuzzy Distortion

The Style: With a nickname like Skuzzy you gotta look clean in the hair with a bit of mischief on the face / A tall and ~ Read Moar!
Tormund Ladiezbane

Tormund Ladiezbane

The Style: What would happen if Tormund Giantsbane got transplanted to 2016 / A tall and proud, roughly-styled pompadour with a giant ginger beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Triumph Pomp

Triumph Pomp

The Style: A pomp for a man that appreciates fine details with a rough edge / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with short and neat beard, ~ Read Moar!
LumbrSanta

LumbrSanta

The Style: Santa, structured with an outdoorsy air / Silver hair shows its colors with some length on top for a tight pompadour, and a Santa-worthy ~ Read Moar!
Han Chewie

Han Chewie

The Style: The hair of a post-mullet Han Solo, with the face fuzz of Chewie / That elusive "no product" hair look that moves like wheat ~ Read Moar!
Wavegaard

Wavegaard

The Style: The simplest of haircuts, perfectly tailored for each head / Short but not too short on the sides, the look of a part without ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Flat Top

Punk Holly Flat Top

The Style: Nerd who grew up really, really good. But, like, from the 50s. / A flat top on hair that absolutely not lay flat, ~ Read Moar!
Roasted Roots

Roasted Roots

The Style: A very perky pompadour / Work with coffee for a living, might as well keep you hair up too with a tall and ~ Read Moar!
Ginger SNAP!

Ginger SNAP!

The Style: A wild head of hair, well-tamed / About as short as we can go on a dense head of loose curls Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Viking Flat Top

Viking Flat Top

The Style: As if a giant fella needed an even more commanding presence / A neatly tapered flat top and lengthy beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Rock Solid

Rock Solid

The Style: Ginger badass all over / A pomp and beard that are neat and clean but still rock solid Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Selleck Jr

Selleck Jr

The Style: For the kind of little dude that's flawless no matter what his hair wants to do / The perfect "short on the sides, a ~ Read Moar!
Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey

The Style: A rough and well-greased grease monkey pompadour / Growing out a very choppy short cut to a pomp Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
The Tennant

The Tennant

The Style: David Tennant's iconically ruffleable Doctor Who hair / A bit spiky, a bit choppy, gravity-defying fun Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Gin Runner

Gin Runner

The Style: A cut that looks fly as hell without trying too hard / Slickback smooth Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Gaardfection

Gaardfection

The Style: Our signature, the haircut version of a perfectly tailored suit / The Gaard, a cut that looks like a side part with far ~ Read Moar!
The Link

The Link

The Style: A wee rapscallion that may require a little green costume, sword, and princess to rescue / Sort of a spiky little mohawk thing ~ Read Moar!

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