Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft
Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.
If there is any haircut here that is most requested without being actually named, it’s this one. Covering everything from Pompadours to Contours to The Gaard and more, how much you like your haircut is more about the way a cut sits on your head than the name of it. Browse by generalities below.
Peaky Lewis
The Style: Rocked out and ready for the dance / Pomp shaped with a ton of texture on top, a neat blend on the ~ Read Moar!
Beary Handsome
The Style: Generally bear-like all over / Just look what we can do for your head when you become a regular and nail down ~ Read Moar!
Honor Roll
The Style: Super simple but never basic, and versatile as can be / The Gaard cut is this magical cut that looks neat and ~ Read Moar!
Dwarfhartt
The Style: That guy in the waiting room who is so furry and you really hope he's your next and then he is / ~ Read Moar!
Embarrassment of Riches
The Style: Jean-Ralphio turned down by about half, as was this beautiful mop / It's rare a barber has to stifle cackles of glee before ~ Read Moar!
Contour Unleashed
The Style: Cool, but, like, the effortless type / A rather specific natural parting is allowed to dictate all the other parts of this day-off ~ Read Moar!
Beardy Pomp
The Style: Beardsmith's longest running client, and one he has apparently not been able to photograph in a non-blurry fashion all these years until ~ Read Moar!
Side Part Perfection
The Style: Just because it's technically the most standard, regular cut we do doesn't mean it isn't absolute perfection / Perfectly shaped, perfectly blended, precisely parted ~ Read Moar!
Hello Moto
The Style: Hair that is meant to blow in the breeze like it ain't no thing / An effortless cut to wear and style, the ~ Read Moar!
Prince Eric
The Style: With those Disney eyes and floopy dark curls, this is a cut fit for a prince / Cut evenly on both sides, as ~ Read Moar!
Squared But Not Square
The Style: Short, long, square, smooth, a head that has a bit of everything / A haircut is a constructed of hair, but it's all ~ Read Moar!
Straightlaced Slickback
The Style: A solid punk hipster fusion type thing / A simple slickback undercut, just throw some goo in it and you're out the door ~ Read Moar!
All’s Well That Ends Well
The Style: A broody Beckham sorta vibe / When we first met this handsome fella, some barber had shaved, no hyperbole, a two-inch wide parting ~ Read Moar!
Arthouse Disney
The Style: With mesmerizing Disney eyes like this, it takes a hell of a haircut to divert your attention / A classic pomp with a part ~ Read Moar!
Don’t Fail
The Style: A little superhero, a little supervillain / Gil has a thick, beautiful head of hair that will freak the hell out if you ~ Read Moar!
Mad Cow
The Style: He may not look Pablo Schreiber, but there's a whole lot of DGAF Mad Sweeney vibe going on here / Parted, but without ~ Read Moar!
Got That Mojo Werkin
The Style: Dreamy hair makes for dreamy pomps / With very light patches over the ears, we kept some extra side coverage on this one, ~ Read Moar!
Lost in Time
The Style: The best thing about a look like this is that you look at home in literally any era / Well kempt, parted, but ~ Read Moar!
Austin Plaza
The Style: Sharp and savvy enough to know March 31st exists, still looks like a Ludgate sibling / A sarcastically sharp Executive Contour Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Spiritbrook Scumbag
The Style: Cut one week before our woodsy Spiritbrook shoot, this is the real life to the photo shoot fantasy / More beard than hair, ~ Read Moar!
Redwaves
The Style: Super straight hair can still make all the right moves / When you ask for a haircut with a part but give no ~ Read Moar!
Shopkeep Spiffy
The Style: If you want the kind of hair we know how to cut, we'll cut you good / Girl hair changed up to a ~ Read Moar!
Flat Top for Vader
The Style: Having gotten his first taste of flat top life here, this young nerd is now hooked / Sides kept tight and top encouraged ~ Read Moar!
What Just Happened
The Style: A whirlwind of sharp things leaves one tousled and feeling like you're missing something / An Executive Contour is a haircut so versatile ~ Read Moar!
Hawkeye
The Style: The kind of hair that makes one want to dump all the hair dye into a landfill / A nice and easy Executive Contour ~ Read Moar!
Mini Ditka
The Style: If this kid doesn't grow up to be a football coach, we'll eat our hats / A properly grown-up Executive Contour haircut, sized ~ Read Moar!
Dual Wield
The Style: With an endless supply of quick-growing hair, taming the beast takes all the weapons / An Executive Contour lets the waves on ~ Read Moar!
Indiana Pomp
The Style: Devil-may-care adventurer / A pompadour is one of the most versatile haircuts around, especially if you tend toward waves and/or cowlicks Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Contour Squared
The Style: When you're such an upright citizen, might as well apply it to your haircut / Squared sides are the gutter bumpers to the ~ Read Moar!
Goldslick
The Style: For when you just want it off your damn face already / While it may seem like more work to have much longer hair on ~ Read Moar!
Ginger Lincoln
The Style: Modern barbering the old-timey way / An Executive Contour on a ton of soft and slippery hair, and beard with a heaping ~ Read Moar!
Not Ready for this Jelly
The Style: When you're blessed with floppy waves, might as well treat them to a proper greasing / A Pomp/Quiff hybrid on hair that had ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Hearthstone
The Style: This outdoorsman usually doesn't do it up so hard, but for on-stage education purposes, might as well go all out / A very ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Contour
The Style: The kind of fella who looks out of place outside the 20s / A neat Executive Contour where the waves are allowed ~ Read Moar!
Dangerous Wave
The Style: Goes to show you can still make things move even on the straightest of hair / A simple Executive Contour Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Curls
The Style: Straight out of the 20s / A classic style, slightly modified to let those perfect curls pile on top of each other Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Buddy King
The Style: When you look like the kind of guy who would play Stephen King in a movie / A parted pompadour as cool as ~ Read Moar!
Mr Hearthstone
The Style: Ruggedly outdoorsy working type, but you wouldn't know it from the hair / A clean but not too short Executive Contour with a ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid Part II
The Style: Hagrid all business proper / Just a nice, clean Executive Contour and an absolutely massive beard from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Ser Sasse
The Style: So handsome and Gala(va)nt you might just break out in cheeky song / Clean and close on the hair, a bit of ruggedness on ~ Read Moar!
Fuckin’ Rob
The Style: A look far too respectable for that guy that's always lovingly trolling us on Facebook / A parted pomp and stylized beard with ~ Read Moar!
Ollie’s Contour
The Style: College town fella with a grownup lifestyle /A before and after simple pomp from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
The Moistmaker
The Style: Like Star Lord himself, full on dweeb on the inside, all cleaned up on the outside / Very stiff and tricky hair playing to ~ Read Moar!
Carved Contour
The Style: Straight up fox, no matter the occasion / Simple and structured side part that makes the most of fantastic bone structure Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Billy Business
The Style: Finance jock prep with a bit of outdoorsman / Clean and neat on the sides, slicked on the top with the beard kept ~ Read Moar!
Parted Perfection
The Style: Business werewolf / Buttery smooth and effortless for a head with so many tricky bits Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Simple Slickback
The Style: Slicked back and simple / Just about as easy a style as you can get without cutting it all off Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Bear
The Style: Fuzzy wuzzy looks fly as hell / A cleaned up variation on the classic Teddy Boy style with a neat but burly beard ~ Read Moar!
Amateur Supervillainry
The Style: Working Joe by day, French Bond villain by night / Extra long-topped flat top with a well-maintained beard and epic stache Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Scumtastic Pomp
The Style: Slicked and shaped to perfection / A before and after simple pomp from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Contoured Cleanup
The Style: Curves so curvy they look like a sculpture / A cleanup that takes a proper art teacher look and goes full school board ~ Read Moar!
Beardsmith Mini-Me
The Style: When you're some overachieving little smartass who only gets a haircut every 5 months and doesn't pay for it because your brother ~ Read Moar!
Jet Pomp
The Style: Smooth, sleek and looking as sharp as the blade that will end you / A parted pompadour that uses this hair's natural ~ Read Moar!
Pomp In The USA
The Style: Hair that looks like it's blowing in the breeze, even becalmed days / A pomp that not only works with waves and cowlicks, such ~ Read Moar!
Junior Pompengaard
The Style: The perfect cut for a little dude that cares about his look even more than the big kids / A cut that will look ~ Read Moar!
Pee-Wee Wave Riding
The Style: Hair that stays put when you're roaring by on a skateboard near the breakers / Tall and proud parted mini-pompadour Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Hawk-ish
The Style: The look that says you have it together, but you're not trying too hard / Simple, clean and classic, never fussy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Part II
The Style: A Jimmy Neutron/Buddy Holly/Johnny Bravo mashup with a dash of ramen noodles / The coolest quiff on the planet Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Little Scumbro
The Style: When you know you're not going to be seeing your barber for many months /A cut short and aggressive enough to make it ~ Read Moar!
Slim Scumbag Contour
The Style: Clean and classic / A classic contoured Scumbag Boogie-type thing / Blademaiden's first cut of the marathon 5-day interview to be a Reuzel Scumbassador ~ Read Moar!
Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded
The Style: A cut so clean it almost looks fake but that's just your head / A neat, tight, square fade with a little ~ Read Moar!
Clean Cut Cleanup
The Style: So clean cut no one will ever suspect what you're really up to / A cut where you can just get the sides ~ Read Moar!
Chicago Fade
The Style: Just like Chicago itself, an old classic with a modern edge / A hard blended lean pompadour with a part Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Princeton Charming
The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Skuzzy Distortion
The Style: With a nickname like Skuzzy you gotta look clean in the hair with a bit of mischief on the face / A tall and ~ Read Moar!
Ghost in the Pomp
The Style: A ghostly pale pomp with a fiery red beard is a quite the striking combo / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with a ~ Read Moar!
Tormund Ladiezbane
The Style: What would happen if Tormund Giantsbane got transplanted to 2016 / A tall and proud, roughly-styled pompadour with a giant ginger beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Sword or Walking Stick
The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts, ready for adventuring, battle or business / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra ~ Read Moar!
Triumph Pomp
The Style: A pomp for a man that appreciates fine details with a rough edge / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with short and neat beard, ~ Read Moar!
LumbrSanta
The Style: Santa, structured with an outdoorsy air / Silver hair shows its colors with some length on top for a tight pompadour, and a Santa-worthy ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid
The Style: Business on the top, literal giant on the bottom / A well-groomed, parted, tapered business cut is an excellent way to keep a ~ Read Moar!
Slickback Slimdown
The Style: Beach to BAM! / When you want to take off a whole lot of hair, but still keep it long in the parts ~ Read Moar!
Roasted Roots
The Style: A very perky pompadour / Work with coffee for a living, might as well keep you hair up too with a tall and ~ Read Moar!
Professor LumbrBasterd
The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action / Square, masculine and well-proportioned all around Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Silver Surfer
The Style: Silver waves of wow / An aggressively strong natural parting dictated all the details on the hair, with a beard of matching proportions ~ Read Moar!
Dastardly Dapper
The Style: A straight up old timey villain / A floppy, delightfully foppish haircut with a Machiavellian facial dalliance Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Rock Solid
The Style: Ginger badass all over / A pomp and beard that are neat and clean but still rock solid Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Basterd Prospector
The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action on top with a mid-1800s gold rush miner on the bottom / A rough and wild ~ Read Moar!
Long Top Pomp
The Style: Just a good old push it all back kind of deal / A pomp that's just about a disconnected slickback Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Seafarer
The Style: That thing that was immensely popular in the Macklemore era / This kind of cut always grows out...interesting...he made us do it, ~ Read Moar!
Biker Pomp
The Style: Keeping it tight on the bike / A pomp/beard combo of an actively biker-friendly length Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Spectacled Shelby
The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a pomp with a bit of rough and tumble in the blend Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Shitkicker Shelby
The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a long-topped slickback pomp that uses a prominent natural part to send you back in time ~ Read Moar!
Sweatervest Fisticuffs
The Style: "Don't fuck with me" nerd / Slick and destroy dapper Executive Contour with an excellent handlebar Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Pomp Perfection
The Style: Just a pomp, looking pretty as a picture / A very tricky head of hair that finally found a cut it likes ~ Read Moar!
Grease Monkey
The Style: A rough and well-greased grease monkey pompadour / Growing out a very choppy short cut to a pomp Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
The Tennant
The Style: David Tennant's iconically ruffleable Doctor Who hair / A bit spiky, a bit choppy, gravity-defying fun Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag Badass
The Style: Clean, carved and badass / A Schorem-signature Scumbag Boogie Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Darmody Lip Sweater
The Style: A bit of Boardwalk Empire Jimmy Darmody action on top, Tom Selleck on the face / A long-topped undercut, and a well-groomed ~ Read Moar!
Executive Professor
The Style: A lived-in cut, and neat beard, kept short on the parts that get annoying the fastest / A low contour, tapered out at the ~ Read Moar!
Straight Edge Prep
The Style: If Anderson Cooper went straight edge and ginger / Cut super lean and blended all over, this looks like a side part at ~ Read Moar!
Prominent Pomp
The Style: Lean and exaggerated pomp proportions / A well-executed pomp on a near-impossible to tame head Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag of Thrones
The Style: Slick street style on top, epic fantasy on the bottom / Scumbag Boogie lean for the haircut with a full but structured ~ Read Moar!
Executive Prep
The Style: Incredibly stiff, thick, straight hair, tamed / An Executive Contour works on damn near everybody Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Gin Runner
The Style: A cut that looks fly as hell without trying too hard / Slickback smooth Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Hard Edge Prep
The Style: When you need to male a smooth transition from the classroom to the mosh pit / An aggressively short Executive Contour, sometimes called ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag Boy Scout
The Style: Hip young teacher that could totally be mistaken for a student / A Scumbag Boogie with a bit of curl on top, ~ Read Moar!
Executive Lumberjack
The Style: Boardroom on the top, lumberjack on the bottom / Even on hair far finer than it looks here, an Executive Contour works on ~ Read Moar!