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Short Side Long Top Hair

Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.


If there is any haircut here that is most requested without being actually named, it’s this one. Covering everything from Pompadours to Contours to The Gaard and more, how much you like your haircut is more about the way a cut sits on your head than the name of it. Browse by generalities below.


Peaky Lewis

Peaky Lewis

The Style: Rocked out and ready for the dance / Pomp shaped with a ton of texture on top, a neat blend on the ~ Read Moar!
Beary Handsome

Beary Handsome

The Style: Generally bear-like all over / Just look what we can do for your head when you become a regular and nail down ~ Read Moar!
Honor Roll

Honor Roll

The Style: Super simple but never basic, and versatile as can be / The Gaard cut is this magical cut that looks neat and ~ Read Moar!
Dwarfhartt

Dwarfhartt

The Style: That guy in the waiting room who is so furry and you really hope he's your next and then he is / ~ Read Moar!
Embarrassment of Riches

Embarrassment of Riches

The Style: Jean-Ralphio turned down by about half, as was this beautiful mop / It's rare a barber has to stifle cackles of glee before ~ Read Moar!
Contour Unleashed

Contour Unleashed

The Style: Cool, but, like, the effortless type / A rather specific natural parting is allowed to dictate all the other parts of this day-off ~ Read Moar!
Beardy Pomp

Beardy Pomp

The Style: Beardsmith's longest running client, and one he has apparently not been able to photograph in a non-blurry fashion all these years until ~ Read Moar!
Side Part Perfection

Side Part Perfection

The Style: Just because it's technically the most standard, regular cut we do doesn't mean it isn't absolute perfection / Perfectly shaped, perfectly blended, precisely parted ~ Read Moar!
Hello Moto

Hello Moto

The Style: Hair that is meant to blow in the breeze like it ain't no thing / An effortless cut to wear and style, the ~ Read Moar!
Prince Eric

Prince Eric

The Style: With those Disney eyes and floopy dark curls, this is a cut fit for a prince / Cut evenly on both sides, as ~ Read Moar!
Squared But Not Square

Squared But Not Square

The Style: Short, long, square, smooth, a head that has a bit of everything / A haircut is a constructed of hair, but it's all ~ Read Moar!
Straightlaced Slickback

Straightlaced Slickback

The Style: A solid punk hipster fusion type thing / A simple slickback undercut, just throw some goo in it and you're out the door ~ Read Moar!
All's Well That Ends Well

All’s Well That Ends Well

The Style: A broody Beckham sorta vibe / When we first met this handsome fella, some barber had shaved, no hyperbole, a two-inch wide parting ~ Read Moar!
Arthouse Disney

Arthouse Disney

The Style: With mesmerizing Disney eyes like this, it takes a hell of a haircut to divert your attention / A classic pomp with a part ~ Read Moar!
Don't Fail

Don’t Fail

The Style: A little superhero, a little supervillain / Gil has a thick, beautiful head of hair that will freak the hell out if you ~ Read Moar!
Mad Cow

Mad Cow

The Style: He may not look Pablo Schreiber, but there's a whole lot of DGAF Mad Sweeney vibe going on here / Parted, but without ~ Read Moar!
Got That Mojo Werkin

Got That Mojo Werkin

The Style: Dreamy hair makes for dreamy pomps / With very light patches over the ears, we kept some extra side coverage on this one, ~ Read Moar!
Lost in Time

Lost in Time

The Style: The best thing about a look like this is that you look at home in literally any era / Well kempt, parted, but ~ Read Moar!
Austin Plaza

Austin Plaza

The Style: Sharp and savvy enough to know March 31st exists, still looks like a Ludgate sibling / A sarcastically sharp Executive Contour Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Spiritbrook Scumbag

Spiritbrook Scumbag

The Style: Cut one week before our woodsy Spiritbrook shoot, this is the real life to the photo shoot fantasy / More beard than hair, ~ Read Moar!
Redwaves

Redwaves

The Style: Super straight hair can still make all the right moves / When you ask for a haircut with a part but give no ~ Read Moar!
Shopkeep Spiffy

Shopkeep Spiffy

The Style: If you want the kind of hair we know how to cut, we'll cut you good / Girl hair changed up to a ~ Read Moar!
Flat Top for Vader

Flat Top for Vader

The Style: Having gotten his first taste of flat top life here, this young nerd is now hooked / Sides kept tight and top encouraged ~ Read Moar!
What Just Happened

What Just Happened

The Style: A whirlwind of sharp things leaves one tousled and feeling like you're missing something / An Executive Contour is a haircut so versatile ~ Read Moar!
Hawkeye

Hawkeye

The Style: The kind of hair that makes one want to dump all the hair dye into a landfill / A nice and easy Executive Contour ~ Read Moar!
Mini Ditka

Mini Ditka

The Style: If this kid doesn't grow up to be a football coach, we'll eat our hats / A properly grown-up Executive Contour haircut, sized ~ Read Moar!
Dual Wield

Dual Wield

The Style: With an endless supply of quick-growing hair, taming the beast takes all the weapons / An Executive Contour lets the waves on ~ Read Moar!
Indiana Pomp

Indiana Pomp

The Style: Devil-may-care adventurer / A pompadour is one of the most versatile haircuts around, especially if you tend toward waves and/or cowlicks Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Contour Squared

Contour Squared

The Style: When you're such an upright citizen, might as well apply it to your haircut / Squared sides are the gutter bumpers to the ~ Read Moar!
Goldslick

Goldslick

The Style: For when you just want it off your damn face already / While it may seem like more work to have much longer hair on ~ Read Moar!
Ginger Lincoln

Ginger Lincoln

The Style: Modern barbering the old-timey way / An Executive Contour on a ton of soft and slippery hair, and beard with a heaping ~ Read Moar!
Not Ready for this Jelly

Not Ready for this Jelly

The Style: When you're blessed with floppy waves, might as well treat them to a proper greasing / A Pomp/Quiff hybrid on hair that had ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Hearthstone

Mr. Hearthstone

The Style: This outdoorsman usually doesn't do it up so hard, but for on-stage education purposes, might as well go all out / A very ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Contour

Prohibition Contour

The Style: The kind of fella who looks out of place outside the 20s / A neat Executive Contour where the waves are allowed ~ Read Moar!
Dangerous Wave

Dangerous Wave

The Style: Goes to show you can still make things move even on the straightest of hair / A simple Executive Contour Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Curls

Prohibition Curls

The Style: Straight out of the 20s / A classic style, slightly modified to let those perfect curls pile on top of each other Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Buddy King

Buddy King

The Style: When you look like the kind of guy who would play Stephen King in a movie / A parted pompadour as cool as ~ Read Moar!
Mr Hearthstone

Mr Hearthstone

The Style: Ruggedly outdoorsy working type, but you wouldn't know it from the hair / A clean but not too short Executive Contour with a ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid Part II

Executive Hagrid Part II

The Style: Hagrid all business proper / Just a nice, clean Executive Contour and an absolutely massive beard from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Ser Sasse

Ser Sasse

The Style: So handsome and Gala(va)nt you might just break out in cheeky song / Clean and close on the hair, a bit of ruggedness on ~ Read Moar!
Fuckin' Rob

Fuckin’ Rob

The Style: A look far too respectable for that guy that's always lovingly trolling us on Facebook / A parted pomp and stylized beard with ~ Read Moar!
Ollie's Contour

Ollie’s Contour

The Style: College town fella with a grownup lifestyle /A before and after simple pomp from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
The Moistmaker

The Moistmaker

The Style: Like Star Lord himself, full on dweeb on the inside, all cleaned up on the outside / Very stiff and tricky hair playing to ~ Read Moar!
Carved Contour

Carved Contour

The Style: Straight up fox, no matter the occasion / Simple and structured side part that makes the most of fantastic bone structure Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Billy Business

Billy Business

The Style: Finance jock prep with a bit of outdoorsman / Clean and neat on the sides, slicked on the top with the beard kept ~ Read Moar!
Parted Perfection

Parted Perfection

The Style: Business werewolf / Buttery smooth and effortless for a head with so many tricky bits Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Simple Slickback

Simple Slickback

The Style: Slicked back and simple / Just about as easy a style as you can get without cutting it all off Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear

The Style: Fuzzy wuzzy looks fly as hell / A cleaned up variation on the classic Teddy Boy style with a neat but burly beard ~ Read Moar!
Amateur Supervillainry

Amateur Supervillainry

The Style: Working Joe by day, French Bond villain by night / Extra long-topped flat top with a well-maintained beard and epic stache Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Scumtastic Pomp

Scumtastic Pomp

The Style: Slicked and shaped to perfection / A before and after simple pomp from one of Blademaiden's Reuzel classes Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Contoured Cleanup

Contoured Cleanup

The Style: Curves so curvy they look like a sculpture / A cleanup that takes a proper art teacher look and goes full school board ~ Read Moar!
Beardsmith Mini-Me

Beardsmith Mini-Me

The Style: When you're some overachieving little smartass who only gets a haircut every 5 months and doesn't pay for it because your brother ~ Read Moar!
Jet Pomp

Jet Pomp

The Style: Smooth, sleek and looking as sharp as the blade that will end you / A parted pompadour that uses this hair's natural ~ Read Moar!
Pomp In The USA

Pomp In The USA

The Style: Hair that looks like it's blowing in the breeze, even becalmed days / A pomp that not only works with waves and cowlicks, such ~ Read Moar!
Junior Pompengaard

Junior Pompengaard

The Style: The perfect cut for a little dude that cares about his look even more than the big kids / A cut that will look ~ Read Moar!
Pee-Wee Wave Riding

Pee-Wee Wave Riding

The Style: Hair that stays put when you're roaring by on a skateboard near the breakers / Tall and proud parted mini-pompadour Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Hawk-ish

Hawk-ish

The Style: The look that says you have it together, but you're not trying too hard / Simple, clean and classic, never fussy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Part II

Punk Holly Part II

The Style: A Jimmy Neutron/Buddy Holly/Johnny Bravo mashup with a dash of ramen noodles / The coolest quiff on the planet Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Little Scumbro

Little Scumbro

The Style: When you know you're not going to be seeing your barber for many months /A cut short and aggressive enough to make it ~ Read Moar!
Slim Scumbag Contour

Slim Scumbag Contour

The Style: Clean and classic / A classic contoured Scumbag Boogie-type thing / Blademaiden's first cut of the marathon 5-day interview to be a Reuzel Scumbassador ~ Read Moar!
Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded

Fuzzy Wuzzy Got Faded

The Style: A cut so clean it almost looks fake but that's just your head / A neat, tight, square fade with a little ~ Read Moar!
Clean Cut Cleanup

Clean Cut Cleanup

The Style: So clean cut no one will ever suspect what you're really up to / A cut where you can just get the sides ~ Read Moar!
Chicago Fade

Chicago Fade

The Style: Just like Chicago itself, an old classic with a modern edge / A hard blended lean pompadour with a part Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Princeton Charming

Princeton Charming

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Skuzzy Distortion

Skuzzy Distortion

The Style: With a nickname like Skuzzy you gotta look clean in the hair with a bit of mischief on the face / A tall and ~ Read Moar!
Ghost in the Pomp

Ghost in the Pomp

The Style: A ghostly pale pomp with a fiery red beard is a quite the striking combo / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with a ~ Read Moar!
Tormund Ladiezbane

Tormund Ladiezbane

The Style: What would happen if Tormund Giantsbane got transplanted to 2016 / A tall and proud, roughly-styled pompadour with a giant ginger beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Sword or Walking Stick

Sword or Walking Stick

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts, ready for adventuring, battle or business / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra ~ Read Moar!
Triumph Pomp

Triumph Pomp

The Style: A pomp for a man that appreciates fine details with a rough edge / A tall and proud, well-styled pompadour with short and neat beard, ~ Read Moar!
LumbrSanta

LumbrSanta

The Style: Santa, structured with an outdoorsy air / Silver hair shows its colors with some length on top for a tight pompadour, and a Santa-worthy ~ Read Moar!
Executive Hagrid

Executive Hagrid

The Style: Business on the top, literal giant on the bottom / A well-groomed, parted, tapered business cut is an excellent way to keep a ~ Read Moar!
Slickback Slimdown

Slickback Slimdown

The Style: Beach to BAM! / When you want to take off a whole lot of hair, but still keep it long in the parts ~ Read Moar!
Roasted Roots

Roasted Roots

The Style: A very perky pompadour / Work with coffee for a living, might as well keep you hair up too with a tall and ~ Read Moar!
Professor LumbrBasterd

Professor LumbrBasterd

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action / Square, masculine and well-proportioned all around Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Silver Surfer

Silver Surfer

The Style: Silver waves of wow / An aggressively strong natural parting dictated all the details on the hair, with a beard of matching proportions ~ Read Moar!
Dastardly Dapper

Dastardly Dapper

The Style: A straight up old timey villain / A floppy, delightfully foppish haircut with a Machiavellian facial dalliance Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Rock Solid

Rock Solid

The Style: Ginger badass all over / A pomp and beard that are neat and clean but still rock solid Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Basterd Prospector

Basterd Prospector

The Style: A little Basterds era Brad Pitt action on top with a mid-1800s gold rush miner on the bottom / A rough and wild ~ Read Moar!
Long Top Pomp

Long Top Pomp

The Style: Just a good old push it all back kind of deal / A pomp that's just about a disconnected slickback Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Prohibition Seafarer

Prohibition Seafarer

The Style: That thing that was immensely popular in the Macklemore era / This kind of cut always grows out...interesting...he made us do it, ~ Read Moar!
Biker Pomp

Biker Pomp

The Style: Keeping it tight on the bike / A pomp/beard combo of an actively biker-friendly length Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Spectacled Shelby

Spectacled Shelby

The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a pomp with a bit of rough and tumble in the blend Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Shitkicker Shelby

Shitkicker Shelby

The Style: A Blinder-inspired Arthur Shelby slickback / Sort of a long-topped slickback pomp that uses a prominent natural part to send you back in time ~ Read Moar!
Sweatervest Fisticuffs

Sweatervest Fisticuffs

The Style: "Don't fuck with me" nerd / Slick and destroy dapper Executive Contour with an excellent handlebar Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Pomp Perfection

Pomp Perfection

The Style: Just a pomp, looking pretty as a picture / A very tricky head of hair that finally found a cut it likes ~ Read Moar!
Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey

The Style: A rough and well-greased grease monkey pompadour / Growing out a very choppy short cut to a pomp Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
The Tennant

The Tennant

The Style: David Tennant's iconically ruffleable Doctor Who hair / A bit spiky, a bit choppy, gravity-defying fun Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag Badass

Scumbag Badass

The Style: Clean, carved and badass / A Schorem-signature Scumbag Boogie Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Darmody Lip Sweater

Darmody Lip Sweater

The Style: A bit of Boardwalk Empire Jimmy Darmody action on top, Tom Selleck on the face / A long-topped undercut, and a well-groomed ~ Read Moar!
Executive Professor

Executive Professor

The Style: A lived-in cut, and neat beard, kept short on the parts that get annoying the fastest / A low contour, tapered out at the ~ Read Moar!
Straight Edge Prep

Straight Edge Prep

The Style: If Anderson Cooper went straight edge and ginger / Cut super lean and blended all over, this looks like a side part at ~ Read Moar!
Prominent Pomp

Prominent Pomp

The Style: Lean and exaggerated pomp proportions / A well-executed pomp on a near-impossible to tame head Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag of Thrones

Scumbag of Thrones

The Style: Slick street style on top, epic fantasy on the bottom / Scumbag Boogie lean for the haircut with a full but structured ~ Read Moar!
Executive Prep

Executive Prep

The Style: Incredibly stiff, thick, straight hair, tamed / An Executive Contour works on damn near everybody Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Gin Runner

Gin Runner

The Style: A cut that looks fly as hell without trying too hard / Slickback smooth Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Hard Edge Prep

Hard Edge Prep

The Style: When you need to male a smooth transition from the classroom to the mosh pit / An aggressively short Executive Contour, sometimes called ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag Boy Scout

Scumbag Boy Scout

The Style: Hip young teacher that could totally be mistaken for a student / A Scumbag Boogie with a bit of curl on top, ~ Read Moar!
Executive Lumberjack

Executive Lumberjack

The Style: Boardroom on the top, lumberjack on the bottom / Even on hair far finer than it looks here, an Executive Contour works on ~ Read Moar!
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