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Short All Over Hair

Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.


Length in barbering (of the hair parts) is a bit subjective, pretty much everything we do is considered “short.” There are degrees of short, however, and for us, “Short All Over” is short on the sides, short on the top. If you’re looking for something a little longer on the top, try this instead.


BeardFyre

BeardFyre

The Style: Basically a Game of Thrones character / Many techniques to get to generally even on a beard of all of the textures Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Just Do It Up

Just Do It Up

The Style: This is the kind of look you go for when you go hard at everything you do, but you're rather laid back ~ Read Moar!
Less Hairy Ant

Less Hairy Ant

The Style: Sometimes it's as simple as simply reining in a fella's werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a ~ Read Moar!
Silver Bear

Silver Bear

The Style: Business, casual, wrangling a herd of cubs, you look fly af no matter what you're up to / Short, polished, side parted, this ~ Read Moar!
Free as a Bird

Free as a Bird

The Style: Clean cut and free wheelin' / Natural hair textures make our world go round, so we do our best to let them be ~ Read Moar!
Old Skool

Old Skool

The Style: Back to the future with this geometrically-inclined classic / When your hair grows straight up and out, it's literally begging to get flat ~ Read Moar!
Cookin'

Cookin’

The Style: Straight up badass barber, because he literally is one / Properly aggressive Scumbag Boogie with some perky tips Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Mountain Fella

Mountain Fella

The Style: That good old Oregonian homesteader vibe / A short and clean contour on top with a lumberjack on the bottom Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
UKHS

UKHS

The Style: A bit of the youthful UK sporty thing / The textured crops that are all the rage with young fellas across the pond at ~ Read Moar!
Genuine Nidavellir

Genuine Nidavellir

The Style: A traveling dwarven merchant who rolls with a lot of horsepower / When you have a beard that grows out as opposed to ~ Read Moar!
Tru Greaser

Tru Greaser

The Style: While perfectly suitable in the boardroom, Reuzel haircuts are really worn best with these sorts of work clothes / Having been accustomed to ~ Read Moar!
Hardcore Huggable

Hardcore Huggable

The Style: When you have this many head tattoos, a barber just wants to scratch them off like a lottery ticket / Aggressively short and ~ Read Moar!
Old Gaard

Old Gaard

The Style: Nice and easy, a continual cleaning up on one of our oldest (ehrm, longest running) clients / A very burly beard kept shapely ~ Read Moar!
Primary Colors

Primary Colors

The Style: Sharp, tight, clean, but with the curls still allowed to show their true colors / Scumbag Boogies are always better with some waves ~ Read Moar!
Jett Planed

Jett Planed

The Style: With a surmoniker like Jett, you need a haircut that is shaped and shapley, with some well-tended texture for a bit of ~ Read Moar!
Lather & Fade

Lather & Fade

The Style: The perfect combo of badass and not trying too hard / Hairlines and textures be damned, you can still have a nice ~ Read Moar!
High Contrast

High Contrast

The Style: A perfect blend on very light skin with very dark hair from master fader Alex / When your natural part is high/on ~ Read Moar!
Never Say Die

Never Say Die

The Style: Appropriate for the office, LARPing, AND treasure hunting / A neat College Contour with a beard that belongs in a fantasy epic Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Shave the Town

Shave the Town

The Style: Hair is a migratory species, you see... / Shave and a haircut, turned upside down Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Face Forest

Face Forest

The Style: One part tight, one part huge, might as well emphasize your best features / Scumbag Boogie on top with a lush thicket below ~ Read Moar!
Beardless Blue Steel

Beardless Blue Steel

The Style: With a face carved from marble and eyes like gemstones, clean cuts put the focus where it belongs / An extra tight College ~ Read Moar!
Hoss Bog

Hoss Bog

The Style: Flawlessly low-maintenance / A perfectly-blended slickback and some badass face stuff Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
A Bumpy Ride

A Bumpy Ride

The Style: So, what's easy to fit under a helmet? / A short and simple pompadour on quite curly hair from one of Blademaiden's ~ Read Moar!
The Riding Beardsman

The Riding Beardsman

The Style: If your beard decides to go somewhere, may as well go along for the ride / Some beards part in the middle and ~ Read Moar!
Victorian to Victorious

Victorian to Victorious

The Style: When it's been this long between barber visits, sometimes what a fella needs is a zero-maintenance cut - this is that cut / ~ Read Moar!
Flat Top For Gryffindor

Flat Top For Gryffindor

The Style: Short on the sides and off the face - check! / With simple instructions and hair that was cut super short in the ~ Read Moar!
Yosemite Stan

Yosemite Stan

The Style: The dictionary definition of "you do you" / We're not quite sure what to call this facial hair style, but we flippin' ~ Read Moar!
Baseball, Actually

Baseball, Actually

The Style: Child? This? No, this is obviously a very small adult person / The Gaard is an easy-to-wear grownup haircut that works just as ~ Read Moar!
Giant Makeover

Giant Makeover

The Style: A clean look for a very tall fella / Massive makeover for when you just need to lighten it up drastically, but still ~ Read Moar!
The-Commitmentphobe Part II

The-Commitmentphobe Part II

The Style: From one trendy haircut we totally advised against to whatever thing this young fella wanted that week /An in-betweener cut reconnecting an ~ Read Moar!
Floki Flat Top

Floki Flat Top

The Style: Look like a badass Viking punk that might be a little bit crazy / A badass haircut with minimal styling maintenance (that requires ~ Read Moar!
The Commitmentphobe

The Commitmentphobe

The Style: From one trendy haircut we totally advised against to whatever thing this young fella wanted that week /An in-betweener cut reconnecting an ~ Read Moar!
Little League (Foot)Baller

Little League (Foot)Baller

The Style: The young fella with an eye toward the pros already / Wash and wear after practice-type stuff Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Smoky Mountain Moustache

Smoky Mountain Moustache

The Style: An Edwardian expat transplanted to hipster Appalachia, perhaps? / Everything to highlight a moustache of rare proportions Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Dad's On a Hunting Trip

Dad’s On a Hunting Trip

The Style: That kind of hair that doesn't get in your eyes when you're chopping up monsters / Lean sides with a neat but not ~ Read Moar!
Business Beard

Business Beard

The Style: Beefy mountain man goes to the office / A short contour that works with considerable front cowlicks, and a beard that's full ~ Read Moar!
Parted & Painted

Parted & Painted

The Style: A decorated canvas with an otherwise minimalist air / Understated and neat to let the rest of the look shine Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Scumpamule

Scumpamule

The Style: You may be driving the kids to Little League, but you're gonna look badass doing it / The bastard lovechild of a ~ Read Moar!
Clean Waves

Clean Waves

The Style: When you want to look properly businessey, but still rock the trends a little bit / Short and easy but still classic for the ~ Read Moar!
Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma'am

Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma’am

The Style: That guy who sometimes likes to wear a toolbelt and little else / A neat, clean and easy classic look with details tailored ~ Read Moar!
Bossman Hogg

Bossman Hogg

The Style: A cross between a Harley fanatic and a Wildling / A beard that's as large as possible (everywhere except the mustache), but ~ Read Moar!
Dayumus Seabeard

Dayumus Seabeard

The Style: An honorable pirate lord who's a bit short on fingers / A beard that's solid but clean with a perfect dusting of silver Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Lady Blinder

Lady Blinder

The Style: Cillian Murphy's DGAF haircut from Peaky Blinders / Short and rough on the sides, floppy on top with a little bit of a ~ Read Moar!
That's Mister Executive Contour to You

That’s Mister Executive Contour to You

The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Chuck!

Chuck!

The Style: A guy named Chuck, smart and nerdy, looking purdy / Schorem’s signature haircut turns every guy into a badass Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
A Course in Aerodynamics

A Course in Aerodynamics

The Style: Straight out of Silicon(e) Valley smooth / Sharp, smart and still beardy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Wavegaard

Wavegaard

The Style: The simplest of haircuts, perfectly tailored for each head / Short but not too short on the sides, the look of a part without ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Flat Top

Punk Holly Flat Top

The Style: Nerd who grew up really, really good. But, like, from the 50s. / A flat top on hair that absolutely not lay flat, ~ Read Moar!
Beard Mountain

Beard Mountain

The Style: Full-on Dwarven warrior / A beard that's as large as possible but still regal and well-maintained Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Hairy Carey

Hairy Carey

The Style: A friendly face creature that everyone wants to pet / The loose afro of the face Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Ginger SNAP!

Ginger SNAP!

The Style: A wild head of hair, well-tamed / About as short as we can go on a dense head of loose curls Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Tool Shed

Tool Shed

The Style: Modern-day biker Viking / Super clean, well-blended, square, masculine shapes all around Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Animal Style

Animal Style

The Style: So clean you look like an Animal House villain / The classic with all the details just right Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Viking Flat Top

Viking Flat Top

The Style: As if a giant fella needed an even more commanding presence / A neatly tapered flat top and lengthy beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Butterfinger

Mr. Butterfinger

The Style: Professional character / A slim Executive contour and a short, well-detailed beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Dwarf Beard

Dwarf Beard

The Style: Union Dwarf / A beard that's full and structured, a little stylized but not fussy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly

Punk Holly

The Style: A little rockabilly, a little 80s punk / A solid contoured haircut with aggressively short sides, a purposely rough blend, and hella ~ Read Moar!
American Werefox

American Werefox

The Style: A very furry fella, reined in in all the right places / Very lean cheeks and sides of the head pair nicely with ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag Soccer

Scumbag Soccer

The Style: A Scumbag Boogie that's as at home on the field as the street / Tight and lean pomp shape with lean crown Suggested ~ Read Moar!
The Engineer

The Engineer

The Style: Ruler straight and perfectly square as this Industrial Designer likes it / A bit Executive Contour, a bit Scumbag Boogie, all crisp as ~ Read Moar!
Gaardfection

Gaardfection

The Style: Our signature, the haircut version of a perfectly tailored suit / The Gaard, a cut that looks like a side part with far ~ Read Moar!

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117 S Batavia Ave, Batavia, IL 60510

PHONE: ( 630 ) 454 - 4820

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