Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft
Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.
Length in barbering (of the hair parts) is a bit subjective, pretty much everything we do is considered “short.” There are degrees of short, however, and for us, “Short All Over” is short on the sides, short on the top. If you’re looking for something a little longer on the top, try this instead.
BeardFyre
The Style: Basically a Game of Thrones character / Many techniques to get to generally even on a beard of all of the textures Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Just Do It Up
The Style: This is the kind of look you go for when you go hard at everything you do, but you're rather laid back ~ Read Moar!
Less Hairy Ant
The Style: Sometimes it's as simple as simply reining in a fella's werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a ~ Read Moar!
Silver Bear
The Style: Business, casual, wrangling a herd of cubs, you look fly af no matter what you're up to / Short, polished, side parted, this ~ Read Moar!
Free as a Bird
The Style: Clean cut and free wheelin' / Natural hair textures make our world go round, so we do our best to let them be ~ Read Moar!
Old Skool
The Style: Back to the future with this geometrically-inclined classic / When your hair grows straight up and out, it's literally begging to get flat ~ Read Moar!
Cookin’
The Style: Straight up badass barber, because he literally is one / Properly aggressive Scumbag Boogie with some perky tips Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Mountain Fella
The Style: That good old Oregonian homesteader vibe / A short and clean contour on top with a lumberjack on the bottom Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
UKHS
The Style: A bit of the youthful UK sporty thing / The textured crops that are all the rage with young fellas across the pond at ~ Read Moar!
Genuine Nidavellir
The Style: A traveling dwarven merchant who rolls with a lot of horsepower / When you have a beard that grows out as opposed to ~ Read Moar!
Tru Greaser
The Style: While perfectly suitable in the boardroom, Reuzel haircuts are really worn best with these sorts of work clothes / Having been accustomed to ~ Read Moar!
Hardcore Huggable
The Style: When you have this many head tattoos, a barber just wants to scratch them off like a lottery ticket / Aggressively short and ~ Read Moar!
Old Gaard
The Style: Nice and easy, a continual cleaning up on one of our oldest (ehrm, longest running) clients / A very burly beard kept shapely ~ Read Moar!
Primary Colors
The Style: Sharp, tight, clean, but with the curls still allowed to show their true colors / Scumbag Boogies are always better with some waves ~ Read Moar!
Jett Planed
The Style: With a surmoniker like Jett, you need a haircut that is shaped and shapley, with some well-tended texture for a bit of ~ Read Moar!
Lather & Fade
The Style: The perfect combo of badass and not trying too hard / Hairlines and textures be damned, you can still have a nice ~ Read Moar!
High Contrast
The Style: A perfect blend on very light skin with very dark hair from master fader Alex / When your natural part is high/on ~ Read Moar!
Never Say Die
The Style: Appropriate for the office, LARPing, AND treasure hunting / A neat College Contour with a beard that belongs in a fantasy epic Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Shave the Town
The Style: Hair is a migratory species, you see... / Shave and a haircut, turned upside down Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Face Forest
The Style: One part tight, one part huge, might as well emphasize your best features / Scumbag Boogie on top with a lush thicket below ~ Read Moar!
Beardless Blue Steel
The Style: With a face carved from marble and eyes like gemstones, clean cuts put the focus where it belongs / An extra tight College ~ Read Moar!
Hoss Bog
The Style: Flawlessly low-maintenance / A perfectly-blended slickback and some badass face stuff Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
A Bumpy Ride
The Style: So, what's easy to fit under a helmet? / A short and simple pompadour on quite curly hair from one of Blademaiden's ~ Read Moar!
The Riding Beardsman
The Style: If your beard decides to go somewhere, may as well go along for the ride / Some beards part in the middle and ~ Read Moar!
Victorian to Victorious
The Style: When it's been this long between barber visits, sometimes what a fella needs is a zero-maintenance cut - this is that cut / ~ Read Moar!
Flat Top For Gryffindor
The Style: Short on the sides and off the face - check! / With simple instructions and hair that was cut super short in the ~ Read Moar!
Yosemite Stan
The Style: The dictionary definition of "you do you" / We're not quite sure what to call this facial hair style, but we flippin' ~ Read Moar!
Baseball, Actually
The Style: Child? This? No, this is obviously a very small adult person / The Gaard is an easy-to-wear grownup haircut that works just as ~ Read Moar!
Giant Makeover
The Style: A clean look for a very tall fella / Massive makeover for when you just need to lighten it up drastically, but still ~ Read Moar!
The-Commitmentphobe Part II
The Style: From one trendy haircut we totally advised against to whatever thing this young fella wanted that week /An in-betweener cut reconnecting an ~ Read Moar!
Floki Flat Top
The Style: Look like a badass Viking punk that might be a little bit crazy / A badass haircut with minimal styling maintenance (that requires ~ Read Moar!
The Commitmentphobe
The Style: From one trendy haircut we totally advised against to whatever thing this young fella wanted that week /An in-betweener cut reconnecting an ~ Read Moar!
Little League (Foot)Baller
The Style: The young fella with an eye toward the pros already / Wash and wear after practice-type stuff Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Smoky Mountain Moustache
The Style: An Edwardian expat transplanted to hipster Appalachia, perhaps? / Everything to highlight a moustache of rare proportions Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Dad’s On a Hunting Trip
The Style: That kind of hair that doesn't get in your eyes when you're chopping up monsters / Lean sides with a neat but not ~ Read Moar!
Business Beard
The Style: Beefy mountain man goes to the office / A short contour that works with considerable front cowlicks, and a beard that's full ~ Read Moar!
Parted & Painted
The Style: A decorated canvas with an otherwise minimalist air / Understated and neat to let the rest of the look shine Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Scumpamule
The Style: You may be driving the kids to Little League, but you're gonna look badass doing it / The bastard lovechild of a ~ Read Moar!
Clean Waves
The Style: When you want to look properly businessey, but still rock the trends a little bit / Short and easy but still classic for the ~ Read Moar!
Just Laying Some Pipe, Ma’am
The Style: That guy who sometimes likes to wear a toolbelt and little else / A neat, clean and easy classic look with details tailored ~ Read Moar!
Bossman Hogg
The Style: A cross between a Harley fanatic and a Wildling / A beard that's as large as possible (everywhere except the mustache), but ~ Read Moar!
Dayumus Seabeard
The Style: An honorable pirate lord who's a bit short on fingers / A beard that's solid but clean with a perfect dusting of silver Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Lady Blinder
The Style: Cillian Murphy's DGAF haircut from Peaky Blinders / Short and rough on the sides, floppy on top with a little bit of a ~ Read Moar!
That’s Mister Executive Contour to You
The Style: The most classic of classic haircuts / A parted, tapered business cut with a little something extra on top Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Chuck!
The Style: A guy named Chuck, smart and nerdy, looking purdy / Schorem’s signature haircut turns every guy into a badass Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
A Course in Aerodynamics
The Style: Straight out of Silicon(e) Valley smooth / Sharp, smart and still beardy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Wavegaard
The Style: The simplest of haircuts, perfectly tailored for each head / Short but not too short on the sides, the look of a part without ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly Flat Top
The Style: Nerd who grew up really, really good. But, like, from the 50s. / A flat top on hair that absolutely not lay flat, ~ Read Moar!
Beard Mountain
The Style: Full-on Dwarven warrior / A beard that's as large as possible but still regal and well-maintained Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Hairy Carey
The Style: A friendly face creature that everyone wants to pet / The loose afro of the face Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Ginger SNAP!
The Style: A wild head of hair, well-tamed / About as short as we can go on a dense head of loose curls Suggested ~ Read Moar!
Tool Shed
The Style: Modern-day biker Viking / Super clean, well-blended, square, masculine shapes all around Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Animal Style
The Style: So clean you look like an Animal House villain / The classic with all the details just right Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Viking Flat Top
The Style: As if a giant fella needed an even more commanding presence / A neatly tapered flat top and lengthy beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Mr. Butterfinger
The Style: Professional character / A slim Executive contour and a short, well-detailed beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Dwarf Beard
The Style: Union Dwarf / A beard that's full and structured, a little stylized but not fussy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Punk Holly
The Style: A little rockabilly, a little 80s punk / A solid contoured haircut with aggressively short sides, a purposely rough blend, and hella ~ Read Moar!
American Werefox
The Style: A very furry fella, reined in in all the right places / Very lean cheeks and sides of the head pair nicely with ~ Read Moar!
Scumbag Soccer
The Style: A Scumbag Boogie that's as at home on the field as the street / Tight and lean pomp shape with lean crown Suggested ~ Read Moar!
The Engineer
The Style: Ruler straight and perfectly square as this Industrial Designer likes it / A bit Executive Contour, a bit Scumbag Boogie, all crisp as ~ Read Moar!
Gaardfection
The Style: Our signature, the haircut version of a perfectly tailored suit / The Gaard, a cut that looks like a side part with far ~ Read Moar!