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Bald-ish

Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.


Blademaiden used to work at a shop in the city where multiple times per week an older fellow would walk past the shop windows, take off his hat, point at his bald head, and wiggle his eyebrows as if to say, “whatcha gonna do about it?” She would simply hold up her shiny straight razor.

Just because you’re bald or like to keep it buzzed, doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a barber. We do hot towel, hot lather head and face shaves to get you smoother than you can imagine, or a buzz cut with a nice fade or taper that unless you’re supernaturally talented you can’t do yourself, with a hot lather neck shave to top it off.

And that’s assuming you don’t have a beard, too, which seems to be a common occurrence in those who can’t grow it on top. Testosterone is a double edged sword, man.


BeardFyre

BeardFyre

The Style: Basically a Game of Thrones character / Many techniques to get to generally even on a beard of all of the textures Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Genuine Nidavellir

Genuine Nidavellir

The Style: A traveling dwarven merchant who rolls with a lot of horsepower / When you have a beard that grows out as opposed to ~ Read Moar!
Shave the Town

Shave the Town

The Style: Hair is a migratory species, you see... / Shave and a haircut, turned upside down Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
The Riding Beardsman

The Riding Beardsman

The Style: If your beard decides to go somewhere, may as well go along for the ride / Some beards part in the middle and ~ Read Moar!
Yosemite Stan

Yosemite Stan

The Style: The dictionary definition of "you do you" / We're not quite sure what to call this facial hair style, but we flippin' ~ Read Moar!
Smoky Mountain Moustache

Smoky Mountain Moustache

The Style: An Edwardian expat transplanted to hipster Appalachia, perhaps? / Everything to highlight a moustache of rare proportions Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Bossman Hogg

Bossman Hogg

The Style: A cross between a Harley fanatic and a Wildling / A beard that's as large as possible (everywhere except the mustache), but ~ Read Moar!
Dayumus Seabeard

Dayumus Seabeard

The Style: An honorable pirate lord who's a bit short on fingers / A beard that's solid but clean with a perfect dusting of silver Suggested ~ Read Moar!
A Course in Aerodynamics

A Course in Aerodynamics

The Style: Straight out of Silicon(e) Valley smooth / Sharp, smart and still beardy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Beard Mountain

Beard Mountain

The Style: Full-on Dwarven warrior / A beard that's as large as possible but still regal and well-maintained Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Hairy Carey

Hairy Carey

The Style: A friendly face creature that everyone wants to pet / The loose afro of the face Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!
Dwarf Beard

Dwarf Beard

The Style: Union Dwarf / A beard that's full and structured, a little stylized but not fussy Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!

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Our Little Slice of Valhalla

In historic downtown Batavia on Route 31 between 1st and Main

117 S Batavia Ave, Batavia, IL 60510

PHONE: ( 630 ) 454 - 4820

EMAIL: shop@beardsgaardbarbers.com

Parking

Loads of free parking here, both on the street in front of the shop, with an even more substantial parking lot in back.

Shop Hours

• Sun - Mon / Closed

• Tue - Wed 10 / 6

• Thu - Fri 12 / 8

• Sat 9 / 3

Closed for Shop Lunch Tue + Wed 2-3 pm / Thu + Fri 3-4 pm

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