Flat Tops

Classic hair, epic beards, perfect shaves, and an all-consuming passion for the craft

Our specialty is finding out what your hair and beard want to do, and cutting them that way with an eye toward the classic looks of yesteryear. This is what we do, and these are our real clients we get to make look this good. Find out how to get in the chair right HERE.

The flat top is BACK and don’t you roll your eyes, young man. Bad flat tops make even the most handsome man look like a giant dweeb, but good ones make even a squishy man into an anvil.

You see, some dudes have this kind of hair that sticks straight out from the pore all over the head, especially on top. It has to get SO long before it will ever even think of laying down like regular people hair, so you’re left with a basketball of hair around your head, waving in the breeze like a field of wheat. That is the kind of head flat tops are literally made for. You have to get decently regular haircuts, but otherwise it’s zero maintenance and looks badass.

Old Skool

The Style: Back to the future with this geometrically-inclined classic / When your hair grows straight up and out, it's literally begging to get flat ~ Read Moar!

Flat Top For Gryffindor

The Style: Short on the sides and off the face - check! / With simple instructions and hair that was cut super short in the ~ Read Moar!

Floki Flat Top

The Style: Look like a badass Viking punk that might be a little bit crazy / A badass haircut with minimal styling maintenance (that requires ~ Read Moar!

Scumpamule

The Style: You may be driving the kids to Little League, but you're gonna look badass doing it / The bastard lovechild of a ~ Read Moar!

Punk Holly Flat Top

The Style: Nerd who grew up really, really good. But, like, from the 50s. / A flat top on hair that absolutely not lay flat, ~ Read Moar!

Viking Flat Top

The Style: As if a giant fella needed an even more commanding presence / A neatly tapered flat top and lengthy beard Suggested Products: ~ Read Moar!