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Sometimes it’s as simple as simply reining in a fella’s werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a beard kept within its appointed bounds
And if you need custom apparel as awesome as ours, Anthony here of The Hairy Ant, is the guy to see.
Just because it’s technically the most standard, regular cut we do doesn’t mean it isn’t absolute perfection / Perfectly shaped, perfectly blended, precisely parted – like he needs any help
Flawless at and in any age / While we do plenty of elaborate hair and beards, the good old Executive Contour and neat but full beard will literally never go out of style
With mesmerizing Disney eyes like this, it takes a hell of a haircut to divert your attention / A classic pomp with a part
A little superhero, a little supervillain / Gil has a thick, beautiful head of hair that will freak the hell out if you don’t cut it exactly as the hair prefers to be cut. When you get it just right, it’s magic, with a well-tailored beard to top it off
The perfect combo of badass and not trying too hard / Hairlines and textures be damned, you can still have a nice easy slickback/short pomp
Devil-may-care adventurer / A pompadour is one of the most versatile haircuts around, especially if you tend toward waves and/or cowlicks
The kind of fella who looks out of place outside the 20s / A neat Executive Contour where the waves are allowed to do their thing, paired with a clean beard of multi-tiered lengths
Straight out of Silicon Valley / Perfectly groomed professional on top, refuses to fully adult on the bottom – it’s the Beardsgaard way
Devilishly hirsute / A cut that plays to the strengths of the cowlicks you can’t do anything about – except this majesty, apparently