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Sometimes it’s as simple as simply reining in a fella’s werewolf tendencies / A super smooth bald fade with a part, and a beard kept within its appointed bounds
And if you need custom apparel as awesome as ours, Anthony here of The Hairy Ant, is the guy to see.
A bit of the youthful UK sporty thing / The textured crops that are all the rage with young fellas across the pond at the moment
He may not look Pablo Schreiber, but there’s a whole lot of DGAF Mad Sweeney vibe going on here / Parted, but without working too hard to tame the wave so it’s still nice and easy
When you have this many head tattoos, a barber just wants to scratch them off like a lottery ticket / Aggressively short and textured with razored sides
Sharp, tight, clean, but with the curls still allowed to show their true colors / Scumbag Boogies are always better with some waves on top
Sharp and savvy enough to know March 31st exists, still looks like a Ludgate sibling / A sarcastically sharp Executive Contour
Tall, floppy, and artfully undone, just like the Doctoral inspiration for this cut (the 10th Doctor, at least) / Textured, shattered, and just a little clean cut where it counts
One part tight, one part huge, might as well emphasize your best features / Scumbag Boogie on top with a lush thicket below
With an endless supply of quick-growing hair, taming the beast takes all the weapons / An Executive Contour lets the waves on top do what they like, and we just do our best to keep the beard from eating his face
When you’re such an upright citizen, might as well apply it to your haircut / Squared sides are the gutter bumpers to the fun and floopy hair on top in this Executive Contour