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Choosing a scent, a deeply personal and very physical sense, is rather difficult here in the Webs of Inter, yes? How can you be sure the scent described on a website is one your real world nose will enjoy?
The short answer is, you can't. But we barbers of Beardsgaard Barbers in Batavia see hundreds of clients every week, and helped retail customers choose scents for gift recipients unseen for the better part of a decade.
In that time we have worked out something of a vibe check, 9 questions that are ridiculously accurate in guiding folks to the scent their nose will love. And now, on to the quiz!
9 questions to guide you to your perfect scent. Tally up your answers, and tally ho!!
AELF
BHUMAN
CDWARF
DGIANT
ASPRING
BSUMMER
CAUTUMN
DWINTER
ALEAF GREEN
BSUNSHINE YELLOW
CRUST
DCHARCOAL
ADRUID
BBARD
CBARBARIAN
DWIZARD
ALAVENDER
BCITRUS
CCOFFEE
DSPRUCE
ACANCER, VIRGO, TAURUS
BGEMINI, AQUARIUS, LEO
CARIES, LIBRA, SAGITTARIUS
DCAPRICORN, SCORPIO, PISCES
AWATER
BFIRE
CEARTH
DAIR
AVIKING
BPIRATE
CEXPLORER
DHOMESTEADER
AMOSS
BSAND
CSTONE
DWOOD

You find peace beneath ancient trees and purpose on forgotten paths. The world is full of quiet magic, and you're determined to find it. Some are called to kingdoms—you're called to the wild.

The map is only a suggestion. You'd rather chase sunsets than schedules, making lifelong friends in ports you'll never see twice. Adventure isn't something you seek—it's simply how you live.

You appreciate things built to last: worn leather, old maps, loyal companions, and a cabin waiting at the end of the road. You can spend weeks exploring distant kingdoms, yet the greatest treasures are the ones you carry home.

Knowledge is its own kind of magic. You'd rather master a craft than chase attention, finding strength in patience, quiet confidence, and mysteries worth unraveling. The oldest stories remind us that wisdom is the rarest form of strength.