The Lore: In the Realm, where the firelands of Muspelheim and Midgard meet, the quiet village of Maer is known far and wide for their bread baked in the hot volcanic beach sands. In the midwinter, Drunken Embers is traditional special confection baked and set aflame before serving to bring light and warmth to those in the Realm that do not have those things at this time of year, and fortify one's own spirit for the coming year.
While our core products bear the names and scents of locations in the fantasy Realm of Beardsgaard, lip butters are more like the inventory items in your bag of holding, imbuing magical effects in our shop Dungeons & Dragons game.
Benefits: As lip balm addicts of the 90s, we are particular about...well, everything about our lip goodies. Nice spread, not too shiny, or too waxy, or too oily - what we have here is the Goldilocks of lip balms, wearing like a second skin on your lips, with no sweetener added...only flavor.
The oval tubes are great for not rolling off your end table, and, while we do NOT guarantee it, these have taken more intact trips through the washer, dryer, and hot cars than we ever could have expected.
Hate being the last to know stuff? Don't be that dweeb. Be a nerd. They're always well informed, and usually *FIRST!* They're also flush with special offers and discounts (like 10% off your first order when you sign up!), at least if they are a member of the Gaard. Join us, won't you?