"Isn't that simply magnificent. Please excuse my yawn. Don't let my presence give you pause. Fiddle with your paints and palette. Waste your days on whims and prancing through the daisy fields of inspiration. You are boring me with your 'specialness' and your 'talent.' Now bring me a juicy mouse or BEGONE!"
Hate being the last to know stuff? Don't be that dweeb. Be a nerd. They're always well informed, and usually *FIRST!* They're also flush with special offers and discounts (like 10% off your first order when you sign up!), at least if they are a member of the Gaard. Join us, won't you?