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Continue ShoppingSome mornings sunrise means little, a fading of blues to lighter blues and nothing more. The world turns into a misted cool shroud - except where the fog parts and allows peeks at the 19th century building across the river.
And then when it turns out to be the first Tuesday of the month in the Middle West, and the hour has rolled around to 10 am, and the tornado test siren hits, it gets quite Silent Hill out in these parts.











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