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The Gang Gets Turnt • Realm Dungeons & Dragons Game • Episode 9
This session the gang gets more deets on the biggest players in Tharbad, get rowdy at the Crossroads Tavern, and dispatch yet another assassin.
The Gang Gets Their Man • Realm Dungeons & Dragons Game • Episode 8
This session the gang executes a brutal escape, oops, the bigger badder more competent cult is now involved, as are some adorable faerie dragons (i...
The Faces of Beardsgaard • Nidavellir
From our autumntime line of candles, we bring you Nidavellir, from the land of the Dwarves. Read all about the lore of the kingdom of Nidavellir on...
The Faces of Beardsgaard • Muspelheim
From our summertime line of candles, we bring you Muspelheim, from the land of the Fire Elementals. Read all about the lore of the kingdom of Muspe...
The Gang Goes Undercover • Realm Dungeons & Dragons Game • Episode 7
This session the gang did some detective work, returned to the scene of the crime, and were accosted by a masked assailant.
The Gang Has a Spa Day • Realm Dungeons & Dragons Game • Episode 6
This session the gang goes shopping, enjoys a nice spa day, and rips a dude's ears off.
The Gang Foils Some Plans • Realm Dungeons & Dragons Game • Episode 5
This session the gang takes down the cult in a spectacular manner, are draped with laurels and are now getting recognized in the streets. But the b...
The Faces of Beardsgaard • Asgard
From our summertime line of candles, we bring you Asgard, from the land of the Gods. Read all about the lore of the kingdom of Asgard on the Beard...
The Gang Joins a Cult • Realm Dungeons & Dragons Game • Episode 4
This session the gang defeats a hag, reunites two lovers (aww), assembles a crew to infiltrate the cult, and prepares to rescue Ripp's sister.
Daechir's No Good Very Loud Day • Realm Dungeons & Dragons Game • One Shot
This one-shot session, a gang of high level small folk travel to the lands of the exceptionally tall, not overly friendly old gods of the elves. Th...
The Gang Goes Wilderfighthiking • Realm Dungeons & Dragons Game • Episode 3
This session, the gang tries to befriend an owl bear (and it'll happen again), get some dirt on yet another cult, and cook up a plan to befuddle a ...
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