Do you love a multi-tasker that steals your car, mows your lawn, forges your signature, finds you a job, doubles on sax, and is the only product you will ever need? That may only exist in a Tom Waits song, but High Seas comes close.
Start by applying as a cream cleaner to your face and neck, then rinse off. Rub some more into your stubble, and once you run a razor over it, it's a shave lotion. Now that you're freshly shaved, or even if you didn't shave, apply all over your face and neck as a moisturizer that doubles as an alcohol-free aftershave.
It may not be able to find that slipper that's be enlodged under the chaise lounge for several weeks, but it will do just about everything you need for your face.
Hate being the last to know stuff? Don't be that dweeb. Be a nerd. They're always well informed, and usually *FIRST!* They're also flush with special offers and discounts (like 10% off your first order when you sign up!), at least if they are a member of the Gaard. Join us, won't you?